Jon's definitions

Corey Ott Mathematics

The style of math used when you multiply the answer by two and add one.

2+2=9

In regular form: 2+2=4

4 x 2=8

8 + 1=9

So, in Corey Ott Math, 2+2=9

by Jon February 25, 2005

Larapin

Also spelled larruping, this usually refers to food that tastes exceptionally good.

That fried chicked that grandma used to cook was down right larruping.

by Jon December 2, 2003

Poon Tang

A slang term for a pussy.-

A girls vagina

by Jon March 18, 2003

Ribidib

Mythical creature. Descendant of the "Eslinge". Ribidibs look like humans, they can be identified by their preferences for singing, dancing, music, sometimes scurrile behaviour and absurd fantasy. They have an affectation for swampland, reed and lakes.

Ein Ribidib am Ufer sass, jaja so war das.

by Jon October 29, 2003

bill o'reilly

A middle aged conservative white male who like all middle aged conservative white males drone on and on and on about "morality" and "God".

Like all middle aged ocnservative white males, he also cheats on his wife and obviously has no respect for the impact it would have on his children

by jon April 2, 2005

capcom

Once innovative video game company who attracted people to amusement arcades long before the fighting franchises began, with games like: Commando, Ghosts'n'Goblins, Strider, Black Tiger, Mercs, Mega Twins, Vulgus, Willow, Three Wonders, 1942 and Mega Man. Then suddenly and inexplicably ceased to be innovative in 1991 with everything since Street Fighter II.

Capcom.. What went wrong?

by Jon January 13, 2004

splunker

When a person shits into another persons cleavage

chris james gave ray large a mad splunker in his basement

by jon May 19, 2004