Jon's definitions

halo

1)An exallent fps for the x box. Anyone that says this game sucks isn't a true gamer, a true gamer would realize you can't put down halo just because you dont like fps's or you just play half life.
2)Counstructed by The Forruner it is a giant spinning ring floating in space with a diamiter of 10,000km, and a thickness of 22.3km. It was constucted a long with many other halos as a weapon to kill all life in the galexy,less the univers be left to be consumed by the parasitic Flood. Halo was not built to house the parasite noobs,play the game. Last seen in orbit around the gas giant Threshold. Communications with installation 04 have been lost.
Current statis:Unknown

Halo pwns and Half Life pwns, so does Counterstrike and Unreal Tournement, the only problem being is you have hackers in all those games but Halo.

by Jon May 5, 2005

republicans

The political arm of the Religious Right

Republican opposition to stem cell research, their call for amending the constitution because of gay marrige, their hostility to Roe v. Wade, and their pandering in the Schiavo case are all explained by the fact that Republicans have become the political arm of Christian conservatives

by jon April 2, 2005

dysdoxant

Having an opinion which is wrong; one whose opinion is wrong.

If you don't agree with me, you are a dysdoxant.

by Jon December 23, 2003

douma

A crap, usu. large. See deuce.

Oh, god I gotta drop a douma!

Look at the size of that douma!

Mooooommmmm!!! Someone left a big douma in the toilet!

by Jon March 27, 2004

lor

LOR and matt are lovers. thanks to her super hot friend mackenzie. LOR is the queen of scene

that scene chick with the king of metal is lor. she is the queen of scene

by Jon February 6, 2005

swiss

alcoholic beverage

i got hella swiss last night at 7-11.

by jon February 1, 2004

Cincinnati

A bad choice of record usually played by whack Dj's, see also Miami

This shit's seriously Cincinnati!

by Jon November 15, 2003