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Hairy Faced Whore

Before you have sex with a girl you must shave your pubes and then keep them in your hand. After cumming on her face, throw the pubes onto the cum so that they stick to her face.
I just made that hoe-bag a hairy faced whore.
by Jon February 27, 2005
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Rudying

To touch everything in the room while indicating that one is ironically spreading germs.
Note: NBA center Rudy Gobert during March 9, 2020 post-game interview. Rudy Gobert was Rudying many items in the room during his post-game interview session and was subsequentially diagnosed with the COVID-19 virus two days later.
by Jon March 12, 2020
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soxors

A word commonly used by very skilled hackers to mean "socks". This word is commonly used in conjunction with other hacker-like terminologies to offend people. Was originally used by the fearful hacker Coddy, of Quakenet fame.
0mg 1 4m 31337 1 just r0x0red ur s0x0rs!!!
by jon May 1, 2004
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startledbunny

This is a term for an exceptionally ugly woman, possessed of big, mad staring eyes.
Did you see that broad with the fish eyes? Yeah, she's a real startledbunny ain't she?
by Jon October 10, 2004
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Mecca

A slang reference to Releigh, North Carolina. As everyone in Raleigh treats this town like it is the apex of the civilized world, so "mecca" is a easy way to make fun of these jack-asses.
It's time to make my pilgrimage up to Mecca
by Jon February 18, 2005
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New York

Many see New York as the only city in the world. This is not true. But there is no doubt that it is a fantastic city. I grew up in a suburb north of New York City called Westchester, and taking the train to the city is the coolest feeling, seeing the ugliness of Harlem, or the beauty of 42nd street. It's really fantastic. And it's the home of Broadway. Broadway kicks ass.
Avenue Q and Assassins are the best shows in New York right now.
by Jon June 18, 2004
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capcom

Once innovative video game company who attracted people to amusement arcades long before the fighting franchises began, with games like: Commando, Ghosts'n'Goblins, Strider, Black Tiger, Mercs, Mega Twins, Vulgus, Willow, Three Wonders, 1942 and Mega Man. Then suddenly and inexplicably ceased to be innovative in 1991 with everything since Street Fighter II.
Capcom.. What went wrong?
by Jon January 13, 2004
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