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goff

How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"
Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!
by Jon April 3, 2005
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pepsi

Yo mang, you be drinkin a pepsi.
by Jon December 28, 2003
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Icthius

by Jon December 29, 2004
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Yankee Rose

An extremely attractive, American woman. So attractive that you star talking to a guitar.
Woah! She's beautiful! I'm talkin' about a Yankee Rose.
by Jon December 7, 2004
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purple nurple

the act of twisting on the nurple very painfully until it is bruised (purple)
Kyle got tied up to a chair and got triple purple nurple on each nurple from his older sister and friends. Then he went crying ot his other older sister who did the exact same thing with her friends.
by Jon November 24, 2003
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sweats

Expression of mild exasperation with regard to an incident of some minor but unwanted personal consequence.
That sweats.
by Jon December 26, 2003
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Canyonnerro

the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five. it goes real slow with the hammer down, it's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown.
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride! Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts! She blinds everybody with her super high beams, She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine.
take the Canyonnerro, fuck the burban!
by jon January 8, 2004
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