Jon's definitions

Animal Farm

A "fairy story" by George Orwell, where farm animals take over the farm ran by their drunken master. The book compares the animals to those involved with communist takeover of Russia. In the end, the animals are worse off than they were under human control.

Napolean the pig in Animal Farm represents Joseph Stalin.

by Jon December 31, 2003

thwapt

The sound you make when you pound Lucas' mom.

"Thwapt thwapt thwapt"

by Jon October 22, 2003

Swamp Donkey

a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)

by jon June 3, 2003

tyme machine

Another name for an ATM. Used by people from Wisconsin.

Before I go out I need to stop by the tyme machine. I'm broke as a joke.

by Jon May 16, 2004

jaguar

Unfortunately, a car that recieves a bad rap due to people who have had no experience with it. I own one, a 1988, very few problems and very VERY comfortable. Drive it and u will see.

Dude, people r just jealous of my jaguar.

by Jon April 12, 2005

klar

Klar is definied simply:

1.) The state of being klar faced.
2.) Of or related to klar face.

The girl is ridiculously klar faced.

by Jon February 21, 2005

circumcised

A procedure in which the foreskin is removed.

When I was eight days old, I was tortured when I was forced to be circumcised as part of a barbaric ritual called brit milah.

by Jon April 5, 2005