Jon's definitions

Grand Central

An anomaly to me. It doesn't make sense. It is the largest train station in the world. It's one of the most gorgeous pieces of architect work and artwork in American history. It is a piece of art to walk through there. Yet it is only served by Metro-North Commuter Rail Road, the second largest commuter railroad in the nation. The first, Long Island Railroad, and not far behind New Jersey Transit, AND Amtrak ALL THREE operate out of Penn Station, a tiny basement under Madison Square Garden. Half of the tracks at Grand Central are empty. Why Amtrak was taken out of Grand Central is beyond me. The only reason Long Island Railroad and NJT aren't in there is because all tracks point north.

Grand Central has Metro-North Commuter Railroad, Subways (4)(5)(6)(7)(S), and lots and lots of shopping and food courts.

by Jon June 18, 2004

fogayzee

Being quite gay

Look at his Fogayzee ass lookin at dat nigga down the street

by Jon March 8, 2004

vaginal pancake

semen saturated floppy twat

smells like your sister is making vaginal pancakes in the bathroom.

by jon September 10, 2003

assmuffin

A small creature that crawls into your anal cavity and proceeds to create muffins at his leisure. Mind you, these are no ordinary muffins. Once created, there is only one way for the muffins to exit your rear.

Damn that assmuffin made muffins in my ass.

by Jon November 28, 2003

spunkdunk

Spunkdunk is the name given to a a bucket full of cum, that a woman immerses her face in.

Wow, check out that chick. She is having a whale of a time in that spunkdunk. She's literally covered in jizz.

by Jon October 10, 2004

Gooch

The part between your asshole and your balls.

The section below your balls thats all hairy

by Jon March 18, 2003

Ghettolicious

Jon's word meaning either:
1. Someone consisting of extreme ghettoness

2. Jon

3. A sexy ass ahahah lol

4. A really hot chick

5. A sex term haahh

1. Paris Hilton is Ghettolicious.

2. They had Ghettolicious Sex.

by Jon April 2, 2005