Jon's definitions

revengeancefull

A Strongbadien term. to have revengeance to the full degree

Strong mad will have revengeancefull on the tire

by Jon September 26, 2003

OSI model

set of seven layers that define the different stages that data must go through to travel from one device to another over a network

Use the acronym (Please Do Not Throw Sausage Pizza Away) to remember the layers of the model in order (Physical, Data Link, Network, Transport, Session, Presentation, Application)

by Jon September 26, 2003

NOS

NOS is the acronym for New Old Stock. It's an item that is old, but ios not used. Since it never sold, it's technically "new" even though it may be several years old.

1967 Plymouth Barracuda Antenna. Chrysler made them and distributed them to Retailers. Stock was left over after they stopped making the cars.

by Jon September 23, 2003

dinner masher

one man using his errect penis to "mash" another mans dinner via his arse hole.

Julian Clarey is a "dinner masher"

by jon September 22, 2003

blimpkin

the exact same act as a blumpkin, except with full service...ie. a rimjob is given after the initial blowjob and defecation is complete.

by jon September 16, 2003

Clark

(v.) Performing badly at almost everything; sports, video games, career, affairs of the heart etc. Person who exemplifies these traits.

Jeff wants to join our basketball team, but he can't because he clarks everything up.

by Jon September 15, 2003

ford

for one real drive, the usualy runs into mechanicle problems on next drive

"Forget that girls shes a ford, too many problems."

by jon September 10, 2003