Jon's definitions

strumolo

One of the whoriest kinds of females, the type that when they fart it smells like K-Y Jelly Whorish

Did that strumolo fart again?

by Jon April 4, 2005

lmrto

Laughing My Right Testicle Off. Symilar to lmlto except that it's your right testicle that your laughing off not your left.

ash: bet you could beat me at pool!
jon: lmrto! yeh rite no chance!!

by Jon December 23, 2004

cuezick

person who loves to eat bacon constantly everyday

cuezick eats bacon

What a fuckin cuezick

by JoN March 21, 2003

American Eagle

Anyone associated with this store is either a) stuck up asshole b) girls who follow trends too easily c) a combination of both, and whom also can't think for themselves.

Prep may mean something else, but we needed a word to group all of those kinds of people. Prep worked.

prep: i shop at american eagle, i can be fashionable while saving a great deal of money.

other: awesome, you're also a bitch. fuck you.

by Jon February 1, 2005

cheap

someone that doesn't like to spend money

Olvier is very cheap

by jon June 21, 2003

Row Sham Bow

1) To totally flip out on somebody in a cool way. Sometimes accompanied by a Shilelah

OMG, Jon just ROW SHAM BOW'd that kid with his SHILELAH

by Jon August 18, 2004

slickhead

Comes from the south of London... wimbledon area. describing people with slick greasy combed back hair

"sloth head and slickhead" he has a slick greasy combed back head!

by Jon July 7, 2004