Jon's definitions

lshismp

Laugh So Hard I Shit My Pants

That was so funny ilshismp.

by Jon February 8, 2004

fafoo

1. the name of a topical cream that dissolves anal warts
2. really stubborn dingleberries
3. a person that beats dogs mercilessly, only to nurse them back to health and beat them again.

1. I need some fafoo for my achin' ass.
2. I have a fafoo stuck on my ass hair.
3. Animal Control was called on that damn fafoo.

by Jon April 24, 2005

bitchfit

When a bitch goes crazy on something or someone

Oh man she's trippin wit another bitchfit.

by Jon August 5, 2004

B.E.T.

Network that feeds off African-American stereotypes. Doesn't play real black music like blues. Viacom is killing US Television

BET music is a joke. It would be a real shocker to see performers like Keb Mo', Robert Cray, or Corey Harris featured on that network. They probably never won't.

by Jon May 19, 2003

splunker

When a person shits into another persons cleavage

chris james gave ray large a mad splunker in his basement

by jon May 19, 2004

capcom

Once innovative video game company who attracted people to amusement arcades long before the fighting franchises began, with games like: Commando, Ghosts'n'Goblins, Strider, Black Tiger, Mercs, Mega Twins, Vulgus, Willow, Three Wonders, 1942 and Mega Man. Then suddenly and inexplicably ceased to be innovative in 1991 with everything since Street Fighter II.

Capcom.. What went wrong?

by Jon January 13, 2004

flaboyant

A fat bird given to ostentatious or audacious display, when really she should know better.

She's so flaboyant.

by Jon March 10, 2004