Jon's definitions

Kufe

Kufe meaning a hard slap to the back of the head.

I saw a kid get slapped in the back of the head. Then, I heled KUFE.

by Jon April 13, 2005

Paris Hilton

Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.

Can Paris Hilton just go away?

by Jon April 14, 2005

mongaleese

Something superior in size. Larger than normal.

"Dude, look at that chick. That's a huge mongaleese!"

by Jon April 15, 2005

mxslicer

Someone who is unable to comprehend the slightest facts because he has a heavy "de-liberalizer" filter on his monitor.

Blindly worships anything conservative and republican, and uses ah homenien attacks to defend himself.

Jon: So I'm not happy with the current government.
MxSlicer: Shut up your P**** FA*
Another Conservative: Shup Up Mxslicer, your making your party look bad.

by Jon April 17, 2005

Pwned

anyone that says this word has NOOOOO life at all

i pwned that noob because i have no life and sit around all day playing video games!!

by Jon April 18, 2005

GPC

Gangsta Pimpin' Collision. Tearin' up the mean streets of Kirkland, Washington

GPC for life, nigga'!

by Jon April 20, 2005

Parsonsed

When a person abuses an old lady, particularly by kicking her in the teeth.

Yo, my grandma was parsonsed by some dude in a back alley.

by Jon April 21, 2005