Jon's definitions

beta

Software so poorly written, the creators deny that it is in its final form.

Windows is not beta because the creators do not try to hide their poorly written code - they sell it.

by Jon August 11, 2004

Randy Orton

To be really cool, and then suddenyl turn "not cool".

Comes from WWE Superstar Randy Orton, who used to be a badass heel and have some decent matches. But since his un-deserved Heavyweight Title reign, he started to have lame matches and have some really suckass matches.

Did you see Larry? Look at that Orton. He used to be so cool. But now that he hit the Panama Red, he's less cool.

by Jon January 17, 2005

gweedo

typically from new jersey, an italian who commonly uses way too much hair gel and has many homosexual tendancies, even though they pronounce themselves straight. commonly found in clubs and bars surrounded by gross easy chicks

"That fudgepacking gweedo is bout to get a foot up his ass."

by jon June 9, 2004

fuck beans

Random expression of anger and shock.

Jim: Hey, did you engage your parking break? Because that looks like you car rolling down the hill.
Steve: What? Fuck beans!

by Jon July 2, 2004

RIAA

The Recording Industry Association of American. A bunch of useless twunts who will be first against the wall when the post-scarcity revolution comes.

Fuck the RIAA.

by Jon February 22, 2003

fauxtest

To fake-protest as opposed to 'fake-test' as the name suggests.

A fauxtest of this said Fur-con would be the proper way to handle such a debacle.

by Jon November 26, 2004

40

abbreviation for the word/handle forte, an infamous hacker from the early 90s.

other abbreviations used: 4d, 4te, fourty.

yo forte, write me a worm in c.

by jon June 6, 2004