Jon's definitions

The Play

The biggest hosing in the history of college foootball.

The Play ended John Elway's college football career.

by Jon January 1, 2004

setromexual

the opposite of a metrosexual. a gay man who dresses porly and has no taste.

I can't believe Todd wore that shirt! He is such a setromexual!

by Jon October 25, 2003

crinkle

A wrinkle in one's cock.

Girl: Hey, you got a crinkle.
Kevin Batchelor: Thanks.

by Jon January 24, 2005

kentucky go faster

If it looks good it goes faster

Adding a Chrome air filter adds 10+ horsepower

by Jon June 11, 2006

mr. Bo-Jangles

A Jim Croce song. Mr Bojangles is a dancin' man.

Jim: I kne a man Bojangles, and he'd dance for you, in worn out shoes. Silver hair and ragged shirt, the old soft shoes... He jumped so high, then he'd lightly touch down.

by Jon March 25, 2005

The San Andreas Fault

My answer to the nuclear bomb. Someday (Hopefully in 2010, I'll be out of California in 2009) it will rupture, and cause California to sink into the pacific.

Newscaster: In other news, the San Andreas ruptured and caused a 9.9 earthquake, then, California sank into the pacific, wait, that’s not news, like anyone cares about that, California sucks.

by Jon March 15, 2005

lil' fizzin it

trying to do something that you know you can't really do.(like lil' fizz trying to dance)

"yo! lil fizz, quit tryin to lil fizz your dancing.

by jon August 16, 2003