Jon's definitions

bitchtrip

When a chick thats being a bitch throws a bitchfit

Oh shit cuz not another bitchtrip!

by Jon August 5, 2004

patouhas

Greek God. Oh man, a Patouhas is just amazing at anything and everything.

Wow, that's so good that it's almost Patouhas good.

by Jon April 23, 2005

The Big Game

The best rivalry in college football. Stanford University plays University California Berkeley (Cal) for The Axe. The Big Game in 1982 had the most spectacular but controversial finish in the history of college football. Simply called The Play, five Cal players touched the ball on a zany kickoff return that gave Cal a 25-20 victory, although I swear the second player's knee was down.

Stanford has the record for consecutive Big Game victories, winning in 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 00, and 01.

Cal has won the last two Big Games.

by Jon January 1, 2004

Paris Hilton

Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.

Can Paris Hilton just go away?

by Jon April 14, 2005

napoleon dynamite

A movie everybody started talking about because the dvd came out but nobody knew about it when it was in theatres... :P

I'll do whatever i want *GOSH*

by Jon January 22, 2005

pepsi

the urban coca cola

Yo mang, you be drinkin a pepsi.

by Jon December 28, 2003

goff

How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"

Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!

by Jon April 3, 2005