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startledbunny

This is a term for an exceptionally ugly woman, possessed of big, mad staring eyes.
Did you see that broad with the fish eyes? Yeah, she's a real startledbunny ain't she?
by Jon October 10, 2004
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honger

Ok if you can get your hands on either a purse, bag or wallet, you can identify a honger

One dead givaway of 'hongerism' is that they have several bubble tea cards that say "buy 7 get one free!". Quite often, these places have really bad names, like 'numba one cafe' 'little elephant cafe' etc.

Also, their recepts, if they have lots of receipts from Richmond, from places like Yohann, Aberdeen and Daizo, this may signify a honger.

The pics they carry often signify hongerism. If they have pics in their expensive $2000 cell phones that aren't available in Canada, they are honger. If not, then they might not be as bad.

If they pics contain ppl in gay poses, such as the peace signs etc, they may be honger. If they have really slutty girls in them wif blond streaks in their hair, and no name brand clothes or fake clothes, then they are honger.
whoa! ur sucha HONGER!
by jon November 26, 2006
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durse wagon

a person with a gynormus ass. typically the size of a small automobile.
by jon May 18, 2004
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Miami

The best! Used to refer to a good piece of music. See also cincinnati
this shit's seriously Miami
by Jon November 15, 2003
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mallpunk

See also: mallcore. Someone who dresses "punk"(usually all black, with studs and chains, died black hair) but listens to crappy bands like Simple Plan, New Found Glory, and other Mallcore bands. This person usually has no idea why they dress this way other than it goes against "the man" and is the way they saw a REAL punker dress. Also thinks they are punk because they listen to Green Day, and usually has no idea who Clash, Ramones, Sex Pistols, or Black Flag are. Hangs out at the mall, where they only shop at Hot Topic.
You guys see that Mallpunk over there? I bet he likes to bump the new Good Charlotte record in his mom's minivan.
by Jon December 24, 2003
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mongaleese

Something superior in size. Larger than normal.
"Dude, look at that chick. That's a huge mongaleese!"
by Jon April 15, 2005
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kyb

An acronym for the phrase 'kill yourself, boss'.
Dave, why dont you go kyb?
by Jon August 19, 2004
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