Jon's definitions

1337

1337, or "Leet(Elite)" is a computer language mostly used in the early days by hackers. 31337 was the UDP port hacked into on Windows 95. Since then it's been simplified to just 1337. Most hackers used it to 1.) Look like morons who were "cool" and 2.) Make it harder for people with enough intelligence to read REAL words, to track them. Now used mostly by posers, newbies, hackers, and anyone with the brain capacity of a fish.

"l>00l> 1 4/\/\ 50 1337!!!"
"Dude I am so Leet(Elite)"

by Jon July 23, 2006

The 80s

Horribly overrated time period. I know, I was born in 1990, so I wouldn't know what the eighties were like. But seriously, I hate it when people my age reminisce about eighties topics or claim that they are "children of the eighties".

Kickass heavy metal music, though.

I watched "I Love the 80s" on VH1. I am an EIGHTIES EXPERT!!!!!1!!!11!!!!!!1

by Jon January 17, 2005

splurged

intoxicated to the point of incapacitation

i cant move my legs. i am totally splurged.

by jon November 27, 2004

a.0.1

a campany with a name created just to make sure there at the front of the phone book

a01 plumbing-not very good but first in the book!

by jon February 11, 2004

puntas

Pimp who brings on the milkshake

My PUNTAS brings all the boys to the yard!

by Jon June 3, 2004

hai

An asian who is not good at normal asian activities.

Man, Hai sucks at math.

by jon February 12, 2004

shlongmo

A dick loving hippie who is needed to be assasinated up the ass

You need to kill that shlongmo

by Jon December 19, 2004