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moroff

Derivative of the term Moron, a person that is so stupid they aren't even "on", they are "off".
you aren't even a mor-on, you are a mor-off
by Jon December 24, 2003
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barrelhead

When a person with an elongated head is zoned out and sits with his mouth open all day.
"If that barrelhead doesn't shut his mouth he's gonna catch some flies."
by Jon December 29, 2003
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chocolate sperm bag

A black woman, primarily one who engages in incalculable acts of promiscuous sex.
"Shaquanda is such a ho; she's a chocolate sperm bag."
by Jon April 13, 2004
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fuckbet

A term usually used for young guys who place bets with their friends about whether or not they can 'pull' a babe.
"I bet you 10 bucks, I can fuck that chick". That's a fuckbet.
by Jon October 10, 2004
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klar face

1.) When the ratio of white visible electromagnetic waves to non-visible or non-white electromagnetic waves eminating from the ocular region becomes approximately 2:1.
2.) Googly eyes.
Detective Kane is a total klar face.
by Jon February 22, 2005
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weenor

the real way to spell weiner. can be used to describe the penis. or simply a hot dog. or someone who is a whimp.
Suck my weenor. or Let's go buy weenors. You are a weenor.
by Jon May 13, 2005
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Bush

See:
Money
Moron
Warmonger

A moronic, chimpanzee like creature that bought his way into the White House. He makes a mockery of the English Language. Has several DUI arrests and is known to insult other cultures by asking questions that a child, who doesn’t know any better, would ask. He also has the I.Q. of a garden snail.
Bush sucks ass and Dick(Vice President).
by Jon March 14, 2005
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