Jon's definitions

setromexual

the opposite of a metrosexual. a gay man who dresses porly and has no taste.

I can't believe Todd wore that shirt! He is such a setromexual!

by Jon October 25, 2003

The Play

The biggest hosing in the history of college foootball.

The Play ended John Elway's college football career.

by Jon January 1, 2004

spdst

Stupid People Do Stupid Things. Group from thunder bay, canada who do crazy stupid stunts and skits. they have a website (www.spdst.com) and a DVD called disarray from the bay.

Jumping off high things.. doing bodily harms is SPDST.

by Jon November 28, 2004

stuff

A popular men's magazine featuring pornography.

Did you see that hot chick in Stuff?

by Jon June 5, 2003

crinkle

A wrinkle in one's cock.

Girl: Hey, you got a crinkle.
Kevin Batchelor: Thanks.

by Jon January 24, 2005

mr. Bo-Jangles

A Jim Croce song. Mr Bojangles is a dancin' man.

Jim: I kne a man Bojangles, and he'd dance for you, in worn out shoes. Silver hair and ragged shirt, the old soft shoes... He jumped so high, then he'd lightly touch down.

by Jon March 25, 2005

swipples

Like swass but with nipples! AKA sweaty nipples!

Dude, look! That chick over there has swipples! Gnarly!

by Jon May 13, 2005