Jon's definitions

waste

A person who has done nothing with thier life and never will...

Dave you are a waste of flesh dont talk to me.

by jon May 13, 2005

weenor

the real way to spell weiner. can be used to describe the penis. or simply a hot dog. or someone who is a whimp.

Suck my weenor. or Let's go buy weenors. You are a weenor.

by Jon May 13, 2005

dirst

Combinaton of dust and dirt.

Man, there was dirst all over that stuff in the shed out back.

by Jon May 13, 2005

bean

a bean is any type of bullet, cap, etc.

He dropped from the bean shot at him.

by Jon May 13, 2005

clownboy

An immature fellow who yearns for attention via ridiculous public displays: armpit farts, mime routines, playing a bassoon in the middle of the rush hour crowd. He is usually pale in complexion and under 100 lbs.

The clownboy's antics were ill-timed and he was summarily throttled by half the annoyed citizens of downtown Cincinnati. No charges were filed as the police lent assistance in the beating.

by Jon May 13, 2005

Internet

The net that's in swimming trunks.

God, that's scary. I think I just logged onto my internet.

by Jon May 13, 2005

ur mom

What people say when the they lack the intelligence to think of any sort of comeback. It's a very redundant phrase. You'll say, "Hey, how's it goin'?" and your mother will be brought into the conversation out of nowhere.

Whomever uses this phrase in an argument, has automatically lost.

Me:Seriously, Napoleon Dynamite sucks.
Them:ur mom
Them:lol
Them:...
Me: Ohhh, original.
Them:STFU ur momz a ho
Me: At least I got one, motherfucka'!
Them has signed off

by Jon May 13, 2005