Jon's definitions

a.0.1

a campany with a name created just to make sure there at the front of the phone book

a01 plumbing-not very good but first in the book!

by jon February 11, 2004

shlongmo

A dick loving hippie who is needed to be assasinated up the ass

You need to kill that shlongmo

by Jon December 19, 2004

waste

A person who has done nothing with thier life and never will...

Dave you are a waste of flesh dont talk to me.

by jon May 13, 2005

fuck beans

Random expression of anger and shock.

Jim: Hey, did you engage your parking break? Because that looks like you car rolling down the hill.
Steve: What? Fuck beans!

by Jon July 2, 2004

cuezick

person who loves to eat bacon constantly everyday

cuezick eats bacon

What a fuckin cuezick

by JoN March 21, 2003

lmrto

Laughing My Right Testicle Off. Symilar to lmlto except that it's your right testicle that your laughing off not your left.

ash: bet you could beat me at pool!
jon: lmrto! yeh rite no chance!!

by Jon December 23, 2004

cogitating

To take carefull thought of, to ponder think

I'm so totally not cogitating

by Jon January 18, 2004