Jon's definitions

clownboy

An immature fellow who yearns for attention via ridiculous public displays: armpit farts, mime routines, playing a bassoon in the middle of the rush hour crowd. He is usually pale in complexion and under 100 lbs.

The clownboy's antics were ill-timed and he was summarily throttled by half the annoyed citizens of downtown Cincinnati. No charges were filed as the police lent assistance in the beating.

by Jon May 13, 2005

strumolo

One of the whoriest kinds of females, the type that when they fart it smells like K-Y Jelly Whorish

Did that strumolo fart again?

by Jon April 4, 2005

anal mauraders

usually a gang of gay dudes or want a be gay dudes

Look at those Queer Eye guys, what a bunch of anal mauraders

by Jon August 3, 2004

Amshack

a small temporary-looking Amtrak train station resembling a bus shelter or shack, usually replacing a larger, older more opulent station. A symbol of the decline of passenger rail in the United States.

The amshack station replaced the larger station next door built at the height of rail travel.

by Jon November 8, 2003

peepulation

A fan of WWE superstar Christian.

I am Christian. If you like me, you are a peep.

by Jon December 8, 2004

lucky pierre

The middle male in a threesome. Implies middle guy is fucking one person while getting fucked by another.

the first is receiving the second and the second is receiving from the third then the second man is called the lucky pierre.

by Jon January 2, 2004

Castle Ass

The severe gastrointestinal disturbance that follows the consumption of a large volume of White Castle burgers, especially a 10-sack of cheeseburgers.

Castle Ass is the number one killer of young adult males in Wisconsin.

by Jon April 4, 2005