Jon's definitions

pop on the keyboard

when you laugh so hard that you flail your arms around randomly, thereby spilling your pop all over your keyboard. Killing by dad ensues

Goddamnit i spilled pop on the keyboard now my dad is gonna fucking kill me

by Jon May 13, 2005

antiwar protestor

people who dont understand sitting there doing nothing never solved anything and if the U.S. considers a war we obviosly didnt find a way to make a peace treaty

hitler came to power trying to take over the world but war took place and people did something about it and killed hitler. anti-war people dont understand this concept

by jon May 4, 2003

Avenue Q

1. Winner of the Tony Award for Best Musical, Best Score, Best Lyrics, and Best Book in 2004.
2. The funniest show I've ever seen on Broadway.
3. A parody of Sesame Street.

Abbr. "Q"

Holy fuck! Q beat Wicked at best musical!

by Jon June 18, 2004

Washington State

Agreeing with ":)", Washington IS the best state. I wish I lived there, instead I live in the horrible state (For lack of a better word) California.

I would give anything to move to Bainbridge Island, in the beautiful State of Washington.

by Jon March 14, 2005

stylin

to have possession of an illicit substance

man, you stylin?

ya, i got a half ounce

by Jon March 17, 2005

jewie

a very cool kid that has a long penis with jewish backround

jewie has a long penis

by Jon April 6, 2004

barron nevermore

Barron Nevermore is the coolest guy on AIM. He is so 1337, and kicks ass to all who oppose him.

Man, Barron spanked my ass hard last night after I tried to fuck with him. ;

by Jon June 13, 2004