Definitions by Jon 

circumcised

A procedure in which the foreskin is removed.

When I was eight days old, I was tortured when I was forced to be circumcised as part of a barbaric ritual called brit milah.

circumcised by Jon April 5, 2005

Castle Ass

The severe gastrointestinal disturbance that follows the consumption of a large volume of White Castle burgers, especially a 10-sack of cheeseburgers.

Castle Ass is the number one killer of young adult males in Wisconsin.

Castle Ass by Jon April 4, 2005

strumolo 

One of the whoriest kinds of females, the type that when they fart it smells like K-Y Jelly Whorish

Did that strumolo fart again?

strumolo by Jon April 4, 2005

goff 

How moronic chavs say "goth" as they are unable to pronounce the "th"

Hey you goff! I'm gonna knock you spark out!

goff by Jon April 3, 2005

republicans

The political arm of the Religious Right

Republican opposition to stem cell research, their call for amending the constitution because of gay marrige, their hostility to Roe v. Wade, and their pandering in the Schiavo case are all explained by the fact that Republicans have become the political arm of Christian conservatives

republicans by jon April 2, 2005

terrorism 

an attack which kills white people

it's not terrorism when we do it either.

terrorism by jon April 2, 2005

bill o'reilly

A middle aged conservative white male who like all middle aged conservative white males drone on and on and on about "morality" and "God".

Like all middle aged ocnservative white males, he also cheats on his wife and obviously has no respect for the impact it would have on his children

bill o'reilly by jon April 2, 2005