Johnson's definitions

the presidents of the united states of the united states of america

perhaps on of the greatest bands to ever play.

The presidents of the united states of the united states of america are a great bans!

by JOHNSON September 18, 2003

melanesia

An island territory in the south pacific.

Melanesia is by Malaysia.

by JOHNSON October 18, 2003

Bladge

1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly crap, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork

Man, did Bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.

by Johnson December 13, 2003

f00b

A cross between a noob and a fool / a foolishly acting newbie / a f0b0b0b

stfu you f00b >:O

by johnson February 18, 2003

women's tennis

A huge spectators sports in which girls jump up and down and grunt in skin-tight clothes.

I like watching women's tennis.

by JOHNSON October 19, 2003

Vanilla Coke

The single grestest consumable product to ever exist.

Ooh, look, a bottle of Vanilla Coke *orgasm*

by Johnson February 19, 2003

XD

A laughing face. Hey, it's better than lol.

When I was walking to the mall my friends got hit by a car and were killed XD

by Johnson March 29, 2003