Johnson's definitions

anthrax

the best heavy metal band to ever play

i went to an anthrax concert

by JOHNSON September 14, 2003

the presidents of the united states of the united states of america

perhaps on of the greatest bands to ever play.

The presidents of the united states of the united states of america are a great bans!

by JOHNSON September 18, 2003

melanesia

An island territory in the south pacific.

Melanesia is by Malaysia.

by JOHNSON October 18, 2003

Belarus

A country in eastern europe formerlly part of the Soviet Union. They have a pretty good olympic hockey team.
Capital: Minsk

I went to Belarus last year.

by JOHNSON November 10, 2003

Steam

The only thing on the face of the earth that could have so many errors. Using it is like unwanted anal sex by some big burly man named Betty.

2)Satan's HL replacement for WON.

Wow, gg steam. GJ with making 24 out of the 29 people on NAR#2 the Gorge Hideout server randomly drop, completely ruining the game.

Wait... why are 666 and a bunch of pentagrams with stars in them included in the steam help file?

by Johnson August 23, 2004

thunder

A soundwave caused by lightning rapidly heating the air and exploding.

Fred heard thunder and said, "whooaooaoaoaoo you lose"

by JOHNSON October 30, 2003

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

by johnson December 19, 2003