Johnson's definitions

toggi

one word: hunk

a man who the chicks are all over

by Johnson January 22, 2004

Goodday

The greatest band ever to grace this earth

"hi im a member of Goodday"

by johnson December 19, 2003

Scrimmy

A person who constantly stares at nothing in particular, a practice also known as "spacing".

"For God's sake Scrimmy, will you stop spacing!!!"
"...........I'm not.............."

by johnson December 19, 2003

Microsoft Works

Um...no it doesn't.

"Microsoft Works is the world's greatest oxymoron."

by johnson December 19, 2003

Bladge

1)an adolescent, facial hair wearing dorkalork who belongs to a very exclusive group 2)a big smelly crap, usually perpetrated by said dorkalork

Man, did Bladge ever lay such a bladge the other day.

by Johnson December 13, 2003

shat

another word for stuff

Man i've got to go get some shat from the adult section in the back.

by Johnson November 14, 2003

Qatar

A generally small bich pretty wealthy country on the northern side of Saudi Arabia. It is not oil rich but makes most of its income in Military Base uses. Many countries use its bases due to strategic location such as the US, UK, Poland, and even its own army.
Capital: Doha

No one on the news pronounces Qatar correctly.

by JOHNSON November 10, 2003