Johnnyremmell's definitions

Herpie slurpee

The action of having oral sex with someone contagious with a sexually transmitted disease, most commonly herpes

Yooooo brooooo!!!! I just gave her a herpie slurpee!!!!

by Johnnyremmell December 11, 2018

Skeleboner

A medical condition in which bone marrow leaks into the penis and hardens, causing a permanent boner

Yooooo! Everyone assumes that the bird is poppin because they don’t know that I have a skeleboner!

by Johnnyremmell October 9, 2018

The bird is poppin

When you get way too excited and pop a huge one downstairs

Bro, I just saw Remdawg and the bird is poppin!

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

ledezma

a notorious Venezuelan drug lord who is currently hiding in Orange County; he is known for his ability to secretly follow students without being caught; he is currently the supplier of many substances for kids

Yoooo, I just saw ledezma following me

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

Cold zoo

Stretching a vagina in a cold environment with an animal present

I have to go have a cold zoo

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

spermin

a famously massive penis found on several beaches in Southern California; created by several beautiful men

Damn! I just saw a spermin in San Clemente! It almost made me cum!

by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018

Remmelling

To walk quickly with your arms stuck straight down

Brooooo! I just saw John Remmell remmelling and now the bird is poppin.

by Johnnyremmell October 7, 2018