JohnnyFleekins's definitions

drank

To Drink Alcohol and become inebriated.

Hello friend, I'm about to go get drank off of Natty-Bo!!!!

by JohnnyFleekins September 29, 2005

CP

Slang term for College Park, MD. Location of the University of Maryland

Mike: What did you go to school?
Ben: CP, it was most vish!!!!!

by JohnnyFleekins September 22, 2005

mutjo

A mutual masturbation session between multiple straight guys who aren't homosexual.

**You have join #apu - Assholes, Perverts and Underachievers
<Chris> Who down to mutjo
<Rash> ofc, str8 only. I aint no fag.
<SATS> No doubt.

by JohnnyFleekins September 24, 2016

tardback

a slang term for a person with a physical disability. They are usually confined to a wheel chair or require the use of crutches.

mockturtle has spina-bifida and is a tardback

by JohnnyFleekins January 6, 2010

crucial topping

A slang term for Filatio

James: I need a crucial topping!

by JohnnyFleekins September 12, 2005

Fan of Opportunity

A person who isn't a fan of a professional sports team, but becomes on when the opportunity arises.

Ryan: Ben wasnt a big Ravens fan until he got a ticket to the skybox for every home game.
Mike: Yeah he's just a Fan of Opportunity.

by JohnnyFleekins September 23, 2005

Schmedium

A Cross between small and medium.

A person who wears shirts that are too small.

Ben: Hey look, Ryan is wearing his Schmedium shirt again.

by JohnnyFleekins September 26, 2005