Johnny Hotnuts's definitions

Engine Cranker

A sex move in which the male inserts his penis into the ass and moves his penis in a circular motion. This move usually ends with a swirl. Pinching is optional.

I give this girl such an engine cranker that she probably will be sore for quite a while.

by Johnny Hotnuts May 15, 2008

Wacky Paki

A racist term used to describe anyone of Middle-eastern descent (not always Pakistani.)

That bomber is not only wacky but he is also a paki. Therefore he's a wacky paki.

Alec is a wacky paki

by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008

uni-bomber

A term used to describe a middle-eastern bomber. It is also used to describe people of Chechen descent.

Aladdin was a freakin' uni-bomber

Go fly on a magic carpet and then kill yourself, goddamned uni-bomber.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008

Pinga

A Spanish slang word for penis.

Tu madre tiene mucho pelo en su pinga.
Your mom has a very hairy penis.
Ladies call me papi chulo for my pinga.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 27, 2008

mitur

It's an offensive term to use at a person of Hindi or Muslim descent. Also a pretty funny prank call.

Me: Hello, I want to make a reservation.
Voshmi: Okay, how many people?
Me: Eight, and my name is Mitur
Voshmi: What, Mitur?
Me: Yeah It's M-I-T-U-R and my last name is B-I-N-E-S-D-E-R-T-Y. Can you please say it so I can see you got it right.
Voshmi: My Turban Is Dirty?
Me: Your turban is dirty!?!?!?
Voshmi: Fuck you motherfucker.

Me: Hello, is your chicken fresh?
Voshmi: Yes, it is fresh. How many pieces do you want?
Me: Is your wing sauce spicy?
Voshmi: Yes, IT'S SPICY! What do you want?
Me: Is your turban dirty.
Voshmi: YOUR MOTHER IS DIRTY!

by Johnny Hotnuts May 5, 2008

Lalani

A term used to describe an old white person who is attracted to younger African Americans.

Dawg, that lalani was all over me. I told him I was gay and he left me alone.

Connie is the biggest lalani ever.

by Johnny Hotnuts April 22, 2008