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(n) near oral stimulation of the penis. The act in which one shows all the signs of giving a blow job but stops short of making mouth penis contact.
Example 1
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
"Marsha, did you blow that guy?"
"I was an inch away from his cock, but changed my mind... I just fauxlatioed him."
Example 2:
"Dude, I spent $250 on the date and she just sniffed around the junk before she called it a night,
"Bro, that sucks.... you got fauxlatio"
by john the heeb January 2, 2010
Get the Fauxlatio mug.Any large gathering where people are packed in extremely tightly.
A location which has too many people for the available space.
A location which has too many people for the available space.
"Hey Eric this subway car is insanly packed, I cant breathe in here"
"I know dude, this is place is a total Mexican one bedroom!"
"Jesus the DMV was so ful it was like a Mexican one bedroom."
"I know dude, this is place is a total Mexican one bedroom!"
"Jesus the DMV was so ful it was like a Mexican one bedroom."
by john the heeb April 30, 2009
Get the Mexican One Bedroom mug."Jeanna showed some real girlsticles by going skydiving"
"Linda, I don't want to go in there, Eric is with his new girlfriend."
"Stacey, grow some girlsticles and show him what he's missing"
"Damn, did you see the set of girlsticles on Candice, she just punched that dude"
"Linda, I don't want to go in there, Eric is with his new girlfriend."
"Stacey, grow some girlsticles and show him what he's missing"
"Damn, did you see the set of girlsticles on Candice, she just punched that dude"
by john the heeb May 2, 2009
Get the girlsticles mug."Helene, I had sex with that Russian guy last night, OMG he got his spunknik all over my hair"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
"Comerade, I just left a huge spunknik on Natashas ass"
by John the Heeb March 5, 2009
Get the Spunknik mug.Art of “throwing” one's farts in such a way that the sound and/or smell seems to come from a source other than the farter.
A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.
A person who practices the art is called an ventriloquist.
"Trey,I was in the middle of the room when all of a sudeen I smelled a nasty fart"
"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."
"Dude, sorry, was doing my fartriloquism act, I was aiming for Anthony."
by John the Heeb January 16, 2009
Get the fartriloquism mug."Becky, while John was eating me out last night he give clitslap... I nearly hit the ceiling.. it weas awesome."
by John the Heeb December 16, 2008
Get the Clitslap mug.Mike, you up for staying up all night to be the 1st in line for the new Star Trek movie?
Hell yeah, I have a massive Geekrection for that movie.
Hell yeah, I have a massive Geekrection for that movie.
by John the Heeb December 17, 2008
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