John R.'s definitions

bareback

vaginal penetration sex without a condom barrier

She told me that she had passed thru menopause, a whole year without a period, that I needn't use a condom. I mounted her slowly, getting further in by an inch with each thrust. "oh, this is my first bareback sex in 15 years, she said langorously. Fuck me, John, come for me.

by John R. December 8, 2003

APP

alprostadil/papaverine/phentolamine

an injectable drug that enhances erections when you experience erectile dysfunction.None of the side-effects of viagra, and it works in 10 minutes.Also makes your dick thicker in the process.

I was having trouble keeping it up so the urologist prescribed A/P/P/ which I inject into the side of the base. Whether she plays with it or not, it comes 'up' if I think about wanting it to.(No, the injection DOES NOT hurt, but it makes the head a wee bit tender for aggressive oral sex)

by John R. December 9, 2003

mound

on a woman, the soft pad of fat over the pubic bone, just above the vulva

at the last moment, I pulled it out and ejaculated onto her mound

by John R. December 9, 2003

ky

the original and best sexual lubricant on the planet

Back in the 60s my favourite night of the year was right after my wife had her Pap Smear done; the doctor lubricated the speculum with KY, and there was enuff left in her muff that I could just "glide til I cried"

by John R. December 9, 2003

cornhole

The part of a stock broker's body that you stick your dick into.

I bent the broker over in the parking lot and ram my rod up his cornhole.

by John R. October 31, 2003

penelope ruth

Love of my life.....my WHOLE life.

I shud have been more-attentive to Penelope Ruth

by John R. January 2, 2004

Wind

to pass gas, to fart

I passed wind after eating too much uncooked cabbage.

by John R. December 9, 2003