John R.'s definitions

Snapdragon

Overly effeminate homosexual.

This snapdragon was so desparate to sell me some bogus stock that he offered to smoke my white owl.

by John R. October 31, 2003

Los Osos

Bearer bonds

Stock broker term for bogus bonds.

by John R. October 31, 2003

cornhole

The part of a stock broker's body that you stick your dick into.

I bent the broker over in the parking lot and ram my rod up his cornhole.

by John R. October 31, 2003

coconut milk

female ejaculatory fluid;unlike cow's milk, it is semi-transparent.Arrives in 4 flavours, like lemon juice, or sugar, or vinegar, or toffee.Usually multiple squirts, can total 1/4 cup (far more than semen).All flavours taste good. This is not urine;it comes from glands in the urinary tract just upstream of the clitoris. A wondrous event for any man to experience.

I was licking her clitoris when suddenly without warning she deposited coconut milk all over my beard.

by John R. December 4, 2003

mutandine

"small underwear" in the Italian language. Such as a thong, bikini briefs.

As the wind lifted her skirt, I saw her mutandine (not to mention, her tampon string).

by John R. December 4, 2003

vampire's teabag

a used tampon

As I was about to slip it into her, my girlfriend pulled the string on her vampire's teabag.

by John R. December 4, 2003

precum

The pearlescent drop of cloudy sticky fluid that forms at the tip of the penis after visual or physical stimulation

"She had teased his cock for nigh on 20 minutes. Just before she began to suck him,she found a drop of precum oozing from his meatus.She licked it off with apparent relish and smiled up at him."

His cock oozed pre cum as he watched the porno flick

by John R. December 8, 2003