John R.'s definitions

ky

the original and best sexual lubricant on the planet

Back in the 60s my favourite night of the year was right after my wife had her Pap Smear done; the doctor lubricated the speculum with KY, and there was enuff left in her muff that I could just "glide til I cried"

by John R. December 9, 2003

mound

on a woman, the soft pad of fat over the pubic bone, just above the vulva

at the last moment, I pulled it out and ejaculated onto her mound

by John R. December 9, 2003

bareback

vaginal penetration sex without a condom barrier

She told me that she had passed thru menopause, a whole year without a period, that I needn't use a condom. I mounted her slowly, getting further in by an inch with each thrust. "oh, this is my first bareback sex in 15 years, she said langorously. Fuck me, John, come for me.

by John R. December 8, 2003

cornhole

The part of a stock broker's body that you stick your dick into.

I bent the broker over in the parking lot and ram my rod up his cornhole.

by John R. October 31, 2003

omar the tentmaker

a reference to oversized clothing (usually on fat people)

her underwear must have been made by Omar the tentmaker.

she got that dress from Omar the tentmaker

by John R. December 9, 2003

manhole cover

women's underwear

i urgently wanted to mount her, so I slipped her manhole cover to the side and pierced her lips rather than waste time peeling off her underpants

by John R. December 8, 2003

precum

The pearlescent drop of cloudy sticky fluid that forms at the tip of the penis after visual or physical stimulation

"She had teased his cock for nigh on 20 minutes. Just before she began to suck him,she found a drop of precum oozing from his meatus.She licked it off with apparent relish and smiled up at him."

His cock oozed pre cum as he watched the porno flick

by John R. December 8, 2003