Definitions by John Gaskell

wrong-un 

Someone who is just wrong either a sex case,nonce or similar

" the Taff is a wrong-un, spends his rent money on skin mags and 1.50p texts, won't be long until he's up in court again "

wrong-un by John Gaskell April 30, 2006

nicked 

To rob or steal something or to be arrested by the metropolitan police force

" I got nicked last night for robbin 6 offy's in a mad offy grab frenzy "

nicked by John Gaskell December 28, 2005

mullered 

To be absolutely off your face on drink and drugs, derived from the Yoghurt manufacturer Muller, after people (mostly gimps) used to go round sayin Creamed, Creamed turned to Mullered

" I was fackin mullered on friday night in the club, I was so facked that I started usin cockney words like Mullered "

mullered by John Gaskell December 28, 2005

Early Bath 

To take early retirement

" that fuckin Mingebag who still lives with his mam is takin an early bath "

Early Bath by John Gaskell September 27, 2005

Mingebag 

A name given to someone who is tight with money

" get a fuckin round in ye Mingebag "

Mingebag by John Gaskell September 27, 2005

Mercedes 190 AMG 

The smoothest, fastest and Best lookin car I'v owned to date. It was 15 years old and still purred like a cat, Mercedes Benz are a definate recommendation.

" That night in the back of me Mercedes 190 AMG will stay with me until the grave "

Mercedes 190 AMG by John Gaskell September 27, 2005

Wank Interruption 

An interruption during a masturabtion session

" Who's this calling at this time???? "
" I hate Wank Interruptions "

Wank Interruption by John Gaskell September 17, 2005