John Gaskell's definitions

Horrendii

A Sequence or Chain of Horrendous Events

" Me fuckin bird fucked off with me mate & I'm gutted because I can't go for a bevvy with the cunt now,so I scored a quarter of Yeyo and decided to ring a ho to see if she'd be into getting fucked up with me and eventually ride her. She fucks me off too. so I'm driving at break-neck speed with bits of white still stuck around my nose area when I get pulled over by traffic coppers in an 850 Volvo. They rumble me for not having a license and being wired to fuck. They make me wear Plazzy overalls in the jail cell and I'm due in court on monday and its only friday night and I'm here to stay, fuck me this is Horrendii "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

Poncified

A Term derived from the word Ponce. To be fully Poncified is to stay home with your new girlfriend instead of meeting your mates in the Boozer, or of an equal crime if not worse, to stay home because your skint after you've give your bird all your money to go out with her mates on the pull. You take on the role of the female and also put on weight because you've discovered that your a good cook.

" Where the fuck is Barry? he's fuckin Poncified, he hasn't turned up to darts night three weeks running, that tart has got him were she wants him, the soft cunt. Another pint Lads? "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Bluey

A Word meaning Pornographic Movie derived from the Porn Film Series 'Electric Blue'.

" He's gonna be good Alan he's Blue, he's Blue!!! "

by John Gaskell April 8, 2004

Cagney

A slang term for face derived from the hit TV show Cangey & Lacey in the 80's. Also kipper,Delroy,Ricky and Boat

" If only the slut had a better lookin Cagney I'd cowp her, she's got a lovely body "

by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

A Twicer

The term is used when a person(s) breaks wind with as much force as they can muster thus making it sound as loud as possible but consequently also forcing excriment out also.Also: Shart or Follow Through

LAD A: " ha ha listen to this bad boy, pull me finger, pull me finger quick "
LAD B: " ok lad "
" ppprrrrrrtttttttt flerrr flerrrrr "
LAD B: " hahahaha, you fuckin shit ye kecks "
LAD A: " I'm off back to ours to change me silks "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

Cowpin'

Slang meaning to have sex

" I've got a few Dirts round at ours lad, I'm be doin' loads of Cowpin'!!"

by John Gaskell May 28, 2004

hireys

English Currency. Money

" I wanted tae get rotten but I've no got dae Hireys "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004