John Gaskell's definitions

gibba

A breast which is long, thin and sucked dry.

"man, one of them was a Gibba and the other was normal, she is fuckin rank"

by John Gaskell March 6, 2004

Up the farter

To perform an act of anal sex on a male or female, in my case female

Girlfriend: " No stop it, I'm on the rag "
Boyfriend: " No bother! U'll just have to take it up the farter "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

Jingly Jangly

A state of nervousness one has to overcome the next day after a heavy Bender, the hands usually shake alot even Ozzy Osbourne would be proud of.

" I'm jingly Jangly today, a few Stella Artois tins may overcome this problem methinks "

by John Gaskell March 29, 2004

One Off The Cuff

A Term meaning to Masturbate.Also: Wank, Beat, Wack off, Rhythm Man, Jerk Off and Knock One Out

" My Bird isn't comin' round tonight and I'm fuckin horny, I know, I'll have One Off The Cuff

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

Birkenhead Mouser

An attempt of a moustache grown by a Birko that just has no strength in it whatsoever, usually just wisps of pubic hair grown above the top lip and a far cry from that of Magnum (Tom Selleck)

" I went on a bender and woke up three days later with what looked like a Birkenhead Mouser, I instantly shaved it off before leaving the house "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

Stinker

An ugly female, usually fat with an Overbite. Undesirable to the male species.

" I fuckin hate Fat Stinkers but I fuckin seem to love em when I'm Bladdered. "

by John Gaskell April 1, 2004

Fat Eyed

A Cannabis induced state causing your eyes to go red and fat looking, your eyelids to cover half the eyeball and your mouth to stay in a permantly fixed grin

(LAD A walks through Liverpool City Centre on his own Fat Eyed)
LAD A: " everyone knows I'm Blitzed, they're all looking at me, this is horrible "

by John Gaskell March 21, 2004