John Gaskell's definitions

One Off The Cuff

A Term meaning to Masturbate.Also: Wank, Beat, Wack off, Rhythm Man, Jerk Off and Knock One Out

" My Bird isn't comin' round tonight and I'm fuckin horny, I know, I'll have One Off The Cuff

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

Wank Interruption

An interruption during a masturabtion session

" Who's this calling at this time???? "
" I hate Wank Interruptions "

by John Gaskell September 17, 2005

BWAFT

A made up word my girlfriend calls me occasionally during and after a Bender, it stands for BIG WANKER ALCHY FAT TWAT. I'm not really, just when I'm bladderd

ME: " come ere doll, gizzzz a kiss "
MY BIRD: " fuck off BWAFT "

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

Getting Off

A Term used When a person vacates the area he/she is in,i.e when they want to go.Also: Bail, Shoot the Craw, Shoot me boots.

" I'm gonna do a quick bong and then I'm Getting Off to me birds "

by John Gaskell May 4, 2004

Nib of Wab

A small bum-nut of Cannabis Resin, usually around a pipe's worth or maybe two small ones.

" Do you wanna hit a pipe? I've got a Nib of Wab left from last nights episode "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

leathered

To get badly hurt and subsequently lose in a fight.Also: Paggered, Battered, Kicked in, Cunt Kicked In, fucked up

" I got fuckin Leathered last night, my jaw got well and truly rapped "

by John Gaskell March 8, 2004

Takey

A Word meaning to give one a ride on the seat of a Bicycle. Also: Seater, Croger and ET

" Giz a Takey down the offy "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004