John Gaskell's definitions

One Off The Cuff

A Term meaning to Masturbate.Also: Wank, Beat, Wack off, Rhythm Man, Jerk Off and Knock One Out

" My Bird isn't comin' round tonight and I'm fuckin horny, I know, I'll have One Off The Cuff

by John Gaskell March 28, 2004

Takey

A Word meaning to give one a ride on the seat of a Bicycle. Also: Seater, Croger and ET

" Giz a Takey down the offy "

by John Gaskell March 24, 2004

trebags

Training or running shoes, namely Reebok Classic

" have ye seen me new Trebags kid? there fuckin shit hot aren't they muck? "

by John Gaskell March 7, 2004

Fanny Boff

Similar to fanny fart when engaging or after engaging in sexual intercourse the fanny lets all the compressed air out that you've banged up it thus making a fart or boff sound, usually quite fucking funny I might add

" hahaha you dirty scrut stop fanny boffing all over the place "

by John Gaskell May 15, 2005

wrong-un

Someone who is just wrong either a sex case,nonce or similar

" the Taff is a wrong-un, spends his rent money on skin mags and 1.50p texts, won't be long until he's up in court again "

by John Gaskell April 30, 2006

Skrag

A Slang word meaning Motorbike or Scooter, usually stolen.

" I ad a better night on satdey, we were all tanked and Scritchy ad a Skrag on the go but he got nicked thou lad "

by John Gaskell April 29, 2004

the fatties

The Metropolitan Police, found in most countries.

"arr mate, I got gripped by the fatties with vandal grease on me silky's"

by John Gaskell February 11, 2004