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" Me fuckin bird fucked off with me mate & I'm gutted because I can't go for a bevvy with the cunt now,so I scored a quarter of Yeyo and decided to ring a ho to see if she'd be into getting fucked up with me and eventually ride her. She fucks me off too. so I'm driving at break-neck speed with bits of white still stuck around my nose area when I get pulled over by traffic coppers in an 850 Volvo. They rumble me for not having a license and being wired to fuck. They make me wear Plazzy overalls in the jail cell and I'm due in court on monday and its only friday night and I'm here to stay, fuck me this is Horrendii "
by John Gaskell March 8, 2004
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Get the Bluey mug.A Term derived from the word Ponce. To be fully Poncified is to stay home with your new girlfriend instead of meeting your mates in the Boozer, or of an equal crime if not worse, to stay home because your skint after you've give your bird all your money to go out with her mates on the pull. You take on the role of the female and also put on weight because you've discovered that your a good cook.
" Where the fuck is Barry? he's fuckin Poncified, he hasn't turned up to darts night three weeks running, that tart has got him were she wants him, the soft cunt. Another pint Lads? "
by John Gaskell April 8, 2004
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Get the Clobber mug." Sorry about kickin off over 'how many nipples dogs have' before, it was the Beak, I'm doin' too much recently "
by John Gaskell March 7, 2004
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