Definitions by John Boy

The Zombie Mask 

While getting head from your favorite, unsuspecting,friendly neighborhood
slut, tell her to look right up at you with those "pretty eyes" when you blow
your load. Then just when you're ready to spew, blast your load right in both
eyes. This temporary state of blindness will produce the zombie effect as she stumbles around the room with arms outstretched and moaning like the walking
dead.

"After a few hours of fucking, she wanted to try something new, so I pulled a Zombie Mask on her. She hasn't called since."

The Zombie Mask by John Boy December 23, 2003

The Davey Crockett 

A sexual manuever in which you slip a muscle relaxant into your
gal's snizzpod, then slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

She did say, 'Do whatever you want', so I pulled a Davey Crockett. She's walking normal again after that surgery though.

The Davey Crockett by John Boy December 23, 2003

The Cleveland Steamer 

The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penile pleasure from friction between the mammaries. (SEE ALSO
HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK AND PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

It was a severance fuck anyway, so I left her a Cleveland Steamer.

The Cleveland Steamer by John Boy December 23, 2003

The Moose 

The sign given to a friend in hiding while in doggie style behind
some chick. It is performed by placing both hands over the head, with
palms facing out and waving wildly. Can be supplemented by shouting "Hey Rocky" (see also BULLWINKLE)

Steve was hiding in my closet, and while I had her doggy-style I gave him a quick moose.

The Moose by John Boy December 23, 2003

Severance Fuck 

Sex that is owed a partner after a break-up. This is still considered break-up sex, but delivery of said sex is taken at a later date. The statute of limitations on a Severance Fuck is still undetermined.

Sarah? Fuck what she says, she still owes me a Severance Fuck.

Severance Fuck by John Boy December 23, 2003

Bust It 

A phrase used in response to someone suggesting that you do something.

Dave: "Should I down this bottle of vodka, hold the last swallow in my mouth, smoke a cigarette through my nose, then jump in the pool and swim across underwater?"
John: "Bust it."

OR

Andy: "I know I've had a lot to drink, but that chick with the enormous fupa looks pretty hot, I think I'd enjoy licking her undercarriage."

John: "Bust it."

OR

John, holding up a full glass of beer: "Bust it?"

Kelly: "BUST IT."

Bust It by John Boy December 18, 2003

Fupa 

Area located below the stomach, but above the private area. Only called "Fupa" when it is overly fat. Fupa is an anagram for "Fat Upper Pussy Area" or "Fat Upper Penis Area"

"Dude, that chick has a huge fupa!"

Fupa by John Boy December 17, 2003