John Barry's definitions

Strawberry Taco

1.Female genitalia during menstruation.

1.Make sure you never eat a strawberry taco!

by John Barry November 20, 2004

STD Lucky Dip

1.Insult meaning a person with various or numerous sexually transmitted diseases. 2.Person with poor genital hygiene. 3.Person who you would most likely catch an unknown STD if slept with.

1.I'd never fuck you,It'd be like an STD lucky dip.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Janal

1.Slang or shortened term for Jane Turner.

1.I know a girl who loves janal.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Tasty Fish

1. A phrase used to describe an attractive member of the opposite sex that is found appealing to the senses. 2. Used to describe the taste sensation of tasty sushi treats at Japanese restaurants, sometimes containing fish, fish-related products or condiments. This phrase originated at one such restaurant where a salmon soup dish was described adamantly as 'Tasty!'.

1. Damn, check her out! Tasty fish! 2. Mmm...Takoyaki is tasty fish!

by John Barry July 3, 2006

Butterface

1.Female of human species with a rather attractive body but an ugly or hideous face. Comes from phrase "Everything's good but-her-face". See also bag job. 2.Person with oily, pimply skin on face.

1.That chick over there is a butterface. 2.Look at all those pimples, what a butterface.

by John Barry November 20, 2004

Nose Jam

1. Build up of partacles of dubious origin that make their domicile in the nasal cavity of most mammals. Can range in texture from crusty hardened solid lumps to a sloppy, viscous gel-like substance usually found dripping from the noses of the sick and feeble, the homeless, or human babies. Unknown exactly what the purpose of this mystery shape-changing element is, athough it has been documented that it can be used as an emergency food source when bored or hungry. Also used sometimes by teenagers as a material for sabotage or deviousness by wiping the matter liberally on another's personal property. See also wober, booger, snot.

1. 'Man I'm hungry, nothing to eat...Ah, I've got some nose jam, that'll do.'

by John Barry July 4, 2006

Droptank

Person, generally female that is extremely bulbous in shape. One that resembles a water tank. One that is fatter than they are tall and would probably have no hope in pulling a root. Person abundant in fatty deposits or who could feed a third world country for several days. Amy Rigden. Slang: Droppie.

That bitch is a droptank.

by John Barry November 20, 2004