Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Joe Bone

headlights

1. oversized diamond earrings

2. oversized female breasts, see hooters

1. "I got my wife new headlights for her birthday."

2. "I got my wife new headlights for her birthday."

headlights by Joe Bone March 14, 2005

1. freebase form of cocaine, generally smoked in a crackpipe

2. the crevice between one's butt cheeks.

"The Customs officer stripsearched Oprah and found forty pounds of crack."

crack by Joe Bone March 14, 2005

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

a bull's penis and/or that nasty flap/foreskin as seen on Professional Bull Rider programs.

A dispute or fight in baseball, often escalating to a bench-clearing brawl.

Also can refer to the aftermath of a bad call from an umpire.

A fracas.

Zim got caught up in that rhubarb last night; I always knew he had a plate in his head.

rhubarb by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

1. Large male hillbilly or redneck type.

2. Affectionate term for one's Jewish grandmother.

1. Bubba will kick your ass.

2. Bubba will give you cake.

bubba by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

1. A brand of sherry.

2. An overworked scrotum.

1. I had a Dry Sack at lunch.

2. I had a dry sack after banging Sherry all night.

dry sack by Joe Bone March 11, 2005