Joe Bone's definitions

headlights

1. oversized diamond earrings

2. oversized female breasts, see hooters

1. "I got my wife new headlights for her birthday."

2. "I got my wife new headlights for her birthday."

by Joe Bone March 14, 2005

crack

1. freebase form of cocaine, generally smoked in a crackpipe

2. the crevice between one's butt cheeks.

"The Customs officer stripsearched Oprah and found forty pounds of crack."

by Joe Bone March 14, 2005

dipping your pen in company ink

1. Having sexual relations with a co-worker.

2. Embezzling from one's employer.

"Dude, dipping your pen in company ink is a good way to get something you don't want."

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

bull pizzle

a bull's penis and/or that nasty flap/foreskin as seen on Professional Bull Rider programs.

"I wish you would stop saying 'bull pizzle'"

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

rhubarb

A dispute or fight in baseball, often escalating to a bench-clearing brawl.

Also can refer to the aftermath of a bad call from an umpire.

A fracas.

Zim got caught up in that rhubarb last night; I always knew he had a plate in his head.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

bubba

1. Large male hillbilly or redneck type.

2. Affectionate term for one's Jewish grandmother.

1. Bubba will kick your ass.

2. Bubba will give you cake.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

dry sack

1. A brand of sherry.

2. An overworked scrotum.

1. I had a Dry Sack at lunch.

2. I had a dry sack after banging Sherry all night.

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005