Joe Bone's definitions

how it's gonna be

1. assert one's power over a subordinate, often with reference to firing or disciplining someone

2. kick someone's ass

similar: how it's going to be, how it is

1. Boss told her how it's gonna be; now she's on the street.

2. Moose and Rocco told him how it's gonna be; now he's in the street.

by Joe Bone March 8, 2005

sausage soup

A hot tub or swimming pool filled only with men.

Damn, bro, sausage soup again. Let's go find some pie.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

crack

1. freebase form of cocaine, generally smoked in a crackpipe

2. the crevice between one's butt cheeks.

"The Customs officer stripsearched Oprah and found forty pounds of crack."

by Joe Bone March 14, 2005

niggers go deep

A football play in which several speedy wide receivers (generally of African descent) run to the endzone (go deep) in an attempt to catch a long forward pass from the quarterback. Often used in late game situations, it is particularly effective against teams with white defensive backs.

With 14 seconds to go, Marino called "niggers go deep".

by Joe Bone April 17, 2005

bull pizzle

a bull's penis and/or that nasty flap/foreskin as seen on Professional Bull Rider programs.

"I wish you would stop saying 'bull pizzle'"

by Joe Bone March 11, 2005

boolie

The hindquarters of a small tailless dog, such as a Schipperke.

That crazy dog has a bug up its boolie.

by Joe Bone March 7, 2005

hi-de-hi

Signature greeting offered by South Park's Mr. Hanky, a small brown turd who articulates the true meaning of Christmas.

Mr. Hanky: "Hi-de-hi!"

Onlooker: "Oh my god, what is that?"

by Joe Bone March 18, 2005