barmitzfa

Used to describe a "cheap" person or situation.

Joe: "Mike went up to the bar to buy a round and didnt get any drinks for us"

Guy: "Thats some barmitzfa ass shit"

by joe March 10, 2005

Condom

Somethin he better where if he wants to get anywhere near me unless he feels like payin for child support for 18 damn years..And if you think ur not a real man if you wear one then don't.. i'm sure u'll feel more like a man when your carryin around a bunch of damn babies!

you'll get no love if you dont wear the glove!

by Joe May 25, 2004

seizureific

Something which is seizure-inducing. causes seizures.

that fibre optic christmas tree is seizureific!

The battling seizure robots cause seizures, thus they are seizureific.

by Joe December 23, 2003

paris hilton

ugly skank wit a deformed ass snatch

man i aint touchin that

by joe February 01, 2004

tight whips

a nice phat car

any car 504 boys roll

by Joe October 09, 2003

Jelly Bracelets

1 Black-sex
2 Orange-head
3 Pink-hand job
4 red-hand job
5 Green-make out 15 sec.

If you want to have sex break my black jelly bracelet.

by Joe April 03, 2004

65535

The highest possible number in 16 bit binary

The trojan used ports 65500-65535, but it was blocked

by Joe August 13, 2004