One bad motherfucker, who's ancestors helped William the Conqueror take England in 1081. Mainwarings also enjoy good beer, such as imports or good Budweiser products.
by Joe February 17, 2005

by joe June 24, 2004

by joe December 12, 2003

When you (a male) grab the top of your scrotum near the didick, squeezing the nuts until they are tightly displayed against the scrotum flesh. Best when displayed through the fly of your pants, and then asking a cute girl if she has ever seen a baboon's ass.
by Joe January 10, 2004

by Joe March 09, 2005

that skelm talks kak to me all the time!
by Joe May 24, 2004
