Joe's definitions

burows's MUM

woman with 5 holes of insertion

Anal hole 1, 2, etc...

by Joe November 26, 2003

j.k

Used In internet or text slang, short for joke. Often said jk or jok.

Your such a GEEK! j.k, j.k j.k! Can't you take a j.k?

by Joe March 28, 2005

holohoax

Used by white supremacists and anti-semites to refer to the holocaust. Also known as the holocau$t

It seems like every year we have a holohoax memorial.

by Joe March 3, 2007

crotch watcher

crotch watcher
A female who derives pleasure from watching the crotches of others in a public setting in an attempt to ascertain the size of a man's penis. Many females crotch watch for sport, while others crotch watch to determine whether they desire to have sexual intercourse with the prospect. It is said to be quite popular to crotch watch african americans.

EX:
Joe: "Dude, I keep catching my girlfriend crotch watching random black guys."
Lenny: "Maybe it's because you have a small dick, dude."

by Joe April 7, 2005

blowin' up

To recieve a call, generally on a cell phone.

Damn yo, your blowin up again

by Joe November 4, 2002

NERFED

I've always wondered what exactly it means - in context it's code that's been deliberatly broken or functionality removed from a program in order to sell a higher priced alternative or also used as a general description of code that no longer works (after patching or updating)
I think it's something like "Not Even Really Functioning Effectivly Disabled/Destroyed" or something similar

M$ W0rd 9's HTML is NERFED (in order to sell M$ Fr0ntp@ge)

by Joe June 25, 2004

cm

cum strand - a strand of penis excretion

i have a cm comin out of my ear

by joe December 18, 2004