Joe's definitions

stink nose

During the process of 69 the partner dry shits, see fart, on your nose.

Damn I still got the smell on my nose from when that skanky whore gave me that stink nose last week.

by joe November 24, 2003

welfare school

W.O. MITCHELLE in Kanata ontario BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey man wat school u goiong to MAN IM GOING TO WOM!!!! GOD ITS SUCKS itsl ike going to... death and genia is like the gate keeper

by joe August 27, 2004

consterned

1) Filled with consternation.
2) A general feeling of dread or impending doom.

I am consterned that the boss thinks that this schedule is even remotely possible.

by Joe November 8, 2003

ultimate justice

Three in the stink. The evil step-brother of the shocker and the reverse shocker.

Emily's o-ring was ruined when she received the ultimate justice.

by Joe September 17, 2005

Gimi

(Pronounced Jimmy)
Noun for a person or machine.

Gimi you piece of shit, work!

Hey Gimi, Get off my girl!

by Joe June 26, 2006

misunderestimated

1. Doofimizm used only by fully edgymicated presidents when their teleprompters are busted or they are feeling kinda smart or when they wants to show all them handlers at the white house just who's really in charge around here.

I must have misunderestimated all them nuculer bombs and them weapons of mass disappearance in that there eye rack.

by JOE August 26, 2003

Aiken-itious

People who have an unhealthy obsession with A-N-Y-O-N-E that was made famous with the help of the T.V show American or Canadian Idol.

"Wow! Clay Aiken, Kelly Clarkson, and Ruban Sandwich sure worked hard to get to where they are today...and they are SO musically talented!" Said the misinformed mainstream drag queen.

"I believe you have a serious case of Aiken-itious..." said the totally old school punk rocker.

by Joe December 26, 2005