Jody South's definitions

Awombinum

The tinfoil-like material that comprises a robot uterus

The automation hatched from its mothers awombinum lined loins.

by Jody South November 4, 2025

Pubelix

Verb. The act of performing oral sex using a plastic Publix Grocery-store bag as a prophylactic or method of safe sex. Not to be confused with Hole Foods.

Jody gave the lass a Pubelix on the first date because he had doubts as to the freshness of her clam.

by Jody South September 5, 2025

Tardinal Rule

Drool unto others as you would have them drool unto you.

Donald was a proponent for the Tardinal Rule as he salivated over his audience of morons.

by Jody South October 30, 2024

Rib Burglar

Eve. (Pejorative). The First woman per the Christian Bible. Can also refer to females of the human race.

Adam had enough of the Rib Burglar. Would she ever stop her incessant talking?

by Jody South July 2, 2024

Fapfusion

The confusion that exists when determining whether to masturbate or have sex. Often in the context of sacrificing one for the possible opportunity of the other.

Jody was in a state of fapfusion when the lass flirted with him at closing time. Should he go home and bash the bishop or stay in hopes of making squishy with the last call ogress?

by Jody South May 24, 2024

Snatch Hatch

The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.

Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.

by Jody South November 1, 2023

Binge Rat

One who watches entire seasons of a tv show in a weekend.

Laura is a binge rat. The girl watched all of season one over the weekend while eating cheese doodles on her fetid couch.

by Jody South August 19, 2021