Tardinal Rule

Drool unto others as you would have them drool unto you.

Donald was a proponent for the Tardinal Rule as he salivated over his audience of morons.

by Jody South October 30, 2024

turbinado rimmer

(Noun). The act of sprinkling brown sugar on a partner’s anus, then licking it up for good measure.

Jody gave your mother a Turbinado Rimmer and she was his forever.

by Jody South September 29, 2020

Dirty Steeple

(Noun). An erect penis (steeple) that is covered in feces from anal sex.

He had a dirty steeple after plugging his girl in the bum.

by Jody South March 19, 2020

Fapfusion

The confusion that exists when determining whether to masturbate or have sex. Often in the context of sacrificing one for the possible opportunity of the other.

Jody was in a state of fapfusion when the lass flirted with him at closing time. Should he go home and bash the bishop or stay in hopes of making squishy with the last call ogress?

by Jody South May 24, 2024

Pubelix

Verb. The act of performing oral sex using a plastic Publix Grocery-store bag as a prophylactic or method of safe sex. Not to be confused with Hole Foods.

Jody gave the lass a Pubelix on the first date because he had doubts as to the freshness of her clam.

by Jody South September 05, 2025

Monarch Mash

The act of fornicating with a jar filled with butterflies. AKA Flutterfucking.

The Monarch Mash is a good way to relieve stress.

by Jody South August 17, 2020

Logular

The shape of a healthy turd.

My poop today was logular in form.

by Jody South April 03, 2020