Jody South's definitions

turbinado rimmer

(Noun). The act of sprinkling brown sugar on a partner’s anus, then licking it up for good measure.

Jody gave your mother a Turbinado Rimmer and she was his forever.

by Jody South September 29, 2020

Pubelix

Verb. The act of performing oral sex using a plastic Publix Grocery-store bag as a prophylactic or method of safe sex. Not to be confused with Hole Foods.

Jody gave the lass a Pubelix on the first date because he had doubts as to the freshness of her clam.

by Jody South September 5, 2025

Dirty Steeple

(Noun). An erect penis (steeple) that is covered in feces from anal sex.

He had a dirty steeple after plugging his girl in the bum.

by Jody South March 19, 2020

Binge Rat

One who watches entire seasons of a tv show in a weekend.

Laura is a binge rat. The girl watched all of season one over the weekend while eating cheese doodles on her fetid couch.

by Jody South August 19, 2021

Snatch Hatch

The act of sealing the vaginal opening with duct tape after insemination so as to prevent the loss of sperm when attempting pregnancy.

Once all the seamen were in boat, Jody closed the Snatch Hatch and her lips were sealed.

by Jody South November 1, 2023

Tardinal Rule

Drool unto others as you would have them drool unto you.

Donald was a proponent for the Tardinal Rule as he salivated over his audience of morons.

by Jody South October 30, 2024

Fapfusion

The confusion that exists when determining whether to masturbate or have sex. Often in the context of sacrificing one for the possible opportunity of the other.

Jody was in a state of fapfusion when the lass flirted with him at closing time. Should he go home and bash the bishop or stay in hopes of making squishy with the last call ogress?

by Jody South May 24, 2024