JoN's definitions

cell phone

A number you should NEVER EVER give to your boss.

Trust me on this one

by jon June 19, 2005

nirmal

A purple female cat from the cartoon show Garfield.

"Hey Odie, have you seen Nirmal, she's such a bitch"

by Jon April 10, 2005

threads

for cam: swim suit
for everyone else: clothes

trying out my new threads
(Cam trying out his new suit in a race)
or
(Someone trying out their new clothes)

by Jon February 22, 2005

identify

Sharing similarities with someone(or some'thing').

I can SOOOO identify with Ben right now!

by Jon February 15, 2004

twerp

A younger kid that is an annoying pest.

That twerp just stole my sandwich!

by Jon November 10, 2004

Zero Gravity

A great band with such songs as "Midnight Crush". Lead guitarist Devin Malone is fuckin' amazing!

Zero Gravity is my favorite rock band of all time. I can play all of their songs.

by Jon June 30, 2005

splunker

When a person shits into another persons cleavage

chris james gave ray large a mad splunker in his basement

by jon May 19, 2004