Vag Tap

Almost like a ball tap, except tapping a girls vagina.

Carly wouldn't shut her damn trap, so I vag tapped her.

by Jon February 06, 2004

purple nurple

the act of twisting on the nurple very painfully until it is bruised (purple)

Kyle got tied up to a chair and got triple purple nurple on each nurple from his older sister and friends. Then he went crying ot his other older sister who did the exact same thing with her friends.

by Jon November 25, 2003

command & conquer

The very beggining of the command & conquer series made by westwood. Sold millions of copys it made rts's well know to the computer world

C&C pwns for it takes a lot of skill to beat it.

by Jon May 02, 2005

Ghettolicious

Jon's word meaning either:
1. Someone consisting of extreme ghettoness

2. Jon

3. A sexy ass ahahah lol

4. A really hot chick

5. A sex term haahh

1. Paris Hilton is Ghettolicious.

2. They had Ghettolicious Sex.

by Jon April 03, 2005

TS

Easy way of saying what the Fuck or Thats garbage.

speaker1:Im on a diet but im eating Mcdonalds

Speaker2: TS

by Jon February 14, 2005

Burrnasty

When you are getting a blow job, sitting down, grab the girls head a shove her nose in your ass crack. When you do that fart on her face.

I just burrnastied this dirty slut.

by Jon February 28, 2005

beer pong

n. A drinking game in which players attempt to throw ping pong balls across a table into an opponent's half-filled cups of beer. Players are required to drink the beer from any of their cups into which the opponent throws a ball. The first player to hit all their opponent's cups wins. The loser is required to drink whatever beer is left on the table (in opponent's cups). For sanitary reasons a cup of water is kept at either end of the table to wash the balls off after each throw, but if you've ever played you know it doesn't really help.

Note: Table size, number of players/cups, and house rules concerning bounces, misses, and crossovers vary depending on the college/fraternity/drinking club involved.

After that 20 oz. Jack & coke and five games of beer pong, I was definitely feeling a buzz. Rock on apartment 306.

by Jon January 19, 2004