JoN's definitions

slow motion

To work it slow,enjoy the pleasure

Oh baby,i love it when u slow motion for me.

by Jon May 13, 2005

fluffes

Fluffes means to get someones attention, by fluffing them with something. That something can be anything, and you shouldn't include what it is. It is just a attention getter.

Morthy fluffes Joe|Away.

by Jon February 18, 2005

napoleon dynamite

A movie everybody started talking about because the dvd came out but nobody knew about it when it was in theatres... :P

I'll do whatever i want *GOSH*

by Jon January 22, 2005

Paris Hilton

Something that the media and the general public goes crazy over for no good reason. One of the many reasons why I weep for this nation.

Can Paris Hilton just go away?

by Jon April 14, 2005

purple nurple

the act of twisting on the nurple very painfully until it is bruised (purple)

Kyle got tied up to a chair and got triple purple nurple on each nurple from his older sister and friends. Then he went crying ot his other older sister who did the exact same thing with her friends.

by Jon November 24, 2003

prostitot

a young girl (10-16) that dresses slutty and tries to be a prostitute but does not act on any prositutial activities.

That girl is such a prostitot!

by Jon November 12, 2003

Sacramento Kings

A) Team in California ran by the three point shooting of Peja Stojakovic!

B) Team in which will never get to the nba championship.

Stojakovic hits the game winning three for the Sacramento Kings....

by Jon July 27, 2004