JoE's definitions

kartic

an ugly beast

a sasquatch

by Joe January 30, 2004

sperm whore

A bitchy woman who steals your sperm and uses it to have babies without your consent.

Jeni is such a sperm whore!

by Joe May 1, 2005

Food Sack

Joe-slang for stomach

That sandwitch feels good in my food sack

by Joe December 4, 2003

goost

1) Totally cool

2) Good at everything

1) That movie was goost! it was the most exciting film in a while

2) Johnny is goost. He is the star of the baseball team, and he gets straight As, and the ladies love him.

by Joe February 11, 2003

assramer

some who likes to ram ass

Hey you assramers lets go to my place

by Joe October 28, 2003

off his rocka

Saying someone is crazy or nuts

Whats this guy off his rocka?

by joe January 18, 2005

knee slapper

Sarcastically used to point out an unfunny joke. It originates from the act of slapping one's knee during vigorous laughter. Later took on a sarcastic meaning.

Comedian: I just flew in from Los Angeles, and boy are my arms tired!

Audience member in sarcastic tone: wow that's a real knee-slapper

by Joe February 11, 2003