JoE's definitions

fagasexual

1. A person who is married and says he is not gay but really
2. A Flaringly gay individual.

1.kobe bryant is a fagasexual.
2. Elton John is a fagasexual.

by Joe December 23, 2002

haggisneeb

a scottish neeb

Jamie Manson is such a haggisneeb

by Joe September 29, 2003

neck face

some dumb retard who leaves his name next to a hairy arm. He usally leaves them on walls but they can be found on rooftops sometimes.

That retard Neck Face painted that dumb ass arm on the roof again.

by joe January 1, 2005

get your piece wet

to engage in vaginal copulation from the male's perspective

you may have christened the guest bedroom, but, did you get your piece wet?

by joe November 29, 2004

Whitey

Decribing the condition of someone who has smoked too much weed and feels ill/ has a white face/ is physically sick.

Did you see kevin last night? he smoked far too much and chucked a proper whitey!

by joe June 17, 2004

porcupiner

A very strong and painful orgasm, which feels like sharp objects are piercing your genitals.

"Stop! You're gonna give me a porcupiner!"

by JOE July 26, 2004

Bareass

Describes a kid who is extremly ugly and likes to date men(ugly girls). It also gets its teeth punched in. Also has a holiday after him.

Johnny Bareass. Jack John. Happy hate John week

by Joe November 30, 2004