Definitions by Jj

Gooch kick 

wen u kick someone has hard as you can right in the gooch

i tried to give that fucker a gooch kick but i missed...now he has to shit from a tube.

Gooch kick by JJ January 11, 2004

Flaming Gooch Kick 

wen you set your shoes on fire and kick someone really hard in the gooch.

that bastard gave me a flaming gooch kick and burnt my prostate.

Flaming Gooch Kick by JJ January 11, 2004

Anus Master

master of the anus.

i went to seek guidance from the anus master. I travelled 30 days to get to the himalayas. When i approached the anus master, i could feel a tingling in my rectum; i knew it was him. with the clutch of his fist he made me shit a metric shit load. it was truely humbling being in his presence.

Anus Master by JJ January 11, 2004

bagpipes 

another name for a lung/bong made of half a bottle and and bag

sort us out a phat creamy bagpipe, dave....

bagpipes by JJ January 5, 2004

Thumbe

The leader of The Brotherhood. A plastic bear that came from the mystical kinder surprise egg which lead to the birth of The 6 Sunjeevans of the High council of Bunde. The future leader after world domination by The Brotherhood.

Also Tamil for "little brother"

Thumbe's day will come...

Thumbe by JJ January 5, 2004

balls in a vice-grip 

1)When someone encounters a particularly difficult situation.

2)Or when a male has his genitals placed in a piece of apperatus owned by a carpenter.

1) Man, this court case has my balls in a vice-grip.

balls in a vice-grip by JJ November 25, 2003

Segedi 

Tottaly hot girl that goes to CVCA, but is succcch a geekkk, a total goober!

Megs, such as the one you know who you dont want to tell shes not cool, so shes a segedi

Segedi by JJ November 24, 2003