Jimmy1996's definitions

Sussex County, Nj

A county who are full of hicks and fake ass people who talk all about how they're such nice people who likes to make friends and are there for anybody but then run away like a pussy whenever I even somewhat try to be nice too them. It smells like skunk or garbage or even shit and can't smell fresh air most of the time. The schools are sad excuses and the stores have nothing and restaurants don't know how to cook there food all the way. If I was you, I would rethink before moving to this dump or if you already live here then leave before you decide to jump in front of the local rednecks tractor.

Jeremy: So you're parents are making you come live with them in Sussex County, Nj?
Nick: Yeah, dude. Fml.

by Jimmy1996 December 29, 2019

Wallkill Valley Regional High School

A school in Sussex County, New Jersey that is filled with smelly rednecks, assholes and wannabe bullies. The desks smell like the janitors wipe their assholes all over it and the bullies are too pussy to say anything to your face so they will just post mean stuff about you behind a screen but act like a bitch when you confront them. If you're thinking of going to this school don't. Just stick to home schooling. You're better off and you'll still make friends.

Jimmy: Hey, I'm thinking of going to Wallkill Valley Regional High School
Mel: Don't man. I heard that school is horrifying.

by Jimmy1996 September 5, 2017

2016

One crappy ass year. Even worse than 2015. The year that Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton argued over who was going to ruin the title of presidency first. Also, the year a whole bunch of talented celebrities died in and the year where shootings were happening everywhere.

Son: Hey Dad, tell me what happened in the year 2016
Dad: Son we will never speak of that despicable, backstabbing, son of a bitch year.

by Jimmy1996 September 25, 2017

Greg Heffley

The main character from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid books who is basically a sociopath. He treats his friends and family like shit and will do whatever it takes to get his way even if it means hurting someone mentally or psychically. He is also retarded for being in middle school since the first book came out in 2007.

Greg Heffley is the definition of a sociopath

by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017

Mister Fantastic

A marvel superhero who is great in bed and can stretch his weiner to unimaginable places and give any woman unlimited pleasure. That is until he went to jail for accidentally suffocating his wife by sticking his Mr. Stretchy into her ass and making it come out of her mouth.

Mister Fantastic knows how to pleasure a women more than Gene Simmons

by Jimmy1996 September 26, 2017

Fuck boy

2008-womanizer
2017-fuck boy

John is a big fuck boy. He was seen having sex with another girl the same night he went on a date with Amy.

by Jimmy1996 October 1, 2017

Schaboodle

A type of marijuana drug you smoke that makes your dick grow to an unimaginable length so you can fuck any girl you want.

"I'm going to make Susan moan real loud tonight once I get this Schaboodle"

by Jimmy1996 November 7, 2017