Jimmy Dink's definitions

Pop the Cork

To have sex with a female partner when she is mensturating requiring the removal of her tampon.

Jessica was so hot and I so horny, I could not resist and asked her to pop the cork.

by Jimmy Dink March 9, 2017

cumcientious

A lover that swallows the load after oral sex due to a deep sense of accountability to do the best job possible.

Tessa was a very cumcientious lover which made her such a catch overall.

by Jimmy Dink March 21, 2017

mensturaging

The anger and irritability some women feel around the time they get their period.

Dottie forgot her lunch today and is mensturaging

by Jimmy Dink April 10, 2017

cumcientious

A lover that swallows the load after oral sex due to a deep sense of accountability to do the best job possible.

Tessa was a very cumcientious lover which made her such a catch overall.

by Jimmy Dink March 20, 2017

panty poo

The yellow deposit women often ooze into their underwear sometimes with loose pubic hair stuck in the dried fluid.

Jessica was hot but the panty poo she eminated was enough to gag a maggot.

by Jimmy Dink March 20, 2017

bacon fatter

Woman who drips warm bacon fat onto her clit and has her dog lick it off as each drop falls.

After Amy and her girlfriend split, Amy became a huge bacon fatter for the next decade until fido passed away from heart failure.

by Jimmy Dink February 22, 2017

scrotany

Critical observation related to ones own or another's scrotum.

As Melissa was tea bagging me, she commented on how sweaty my balls were which was scrotany I was not needing at that point in time.

by Jimmy Dink January 10, 2020