Jimmy's definitions

Ilsa

A crazy random beautiful creature that enjoys being indulgent. Very unpredictable, do not look directly into the eyes of one if you see it. If in danger, release a blow fly and she will run like hell.

Did you see that Ilsa? Damn she was gorgeous!

by Jimmy October 6, 2004

like Keith on poon

This is synonymous with "like white on rice" and "like flies on shit".

I'd be all over that like Keith on poon.

by Jimmy October 4, 2004

schubber

A person from a differnet Club/zone, Used by The Rural Youth, Young Farmers and the 4H organisation.

Brian is a Scrubber from the South East.

by Jimmy September 26, 2004

9/11'd

To be attacked or to experiance missfortune relative to the destuction of the twin towers.

Now that I have 9/11'd my car, I can only imagine how many tears the eagle sheds today.

by Jimmy September 11, 2004

excelerator3f

Eval and sexay, can simply not be beat by anyone in his amazing sexayness.

Girl 1: I like sexay guys.
Girl 2: I like eval ones.
Girl 1/2: Our perfect man would be a complete excelerator3f

by Jimmy September 9, 2004

hoser

Derived from the term used by popular Canadian icons Bob and Doug Mackenzie. The literal definition of a hoser, according to Bob and Doug, is "What you call your little brother when your mom's in the room."

Take off, eh? You're such a hoser.

by Jimmy September 4, 2004

dukboki

Fucking a girl while she's on her period.

Man, I heard of bleeders before, but fucking this girl was like dukboki.

by Jimmy September 3, 2004