33 definitions by Jimmy Dink
When a man ejaculates, most often from jerkin his gherkin, and he shoots some man muck, most often by accident, onto his shirt.
Bill Clinton was renowned for walking the halls of the oral office with a little collateral shirt squirt on his outfit.
by Jimmy Dink March 22, 2017
When attempting to hook up with a bird amongst a flock of women, quickly picking the ugliest in the pack so you can reduce the time investment to the absolute minimum to achieve an ejaculatory outcome.
Jimmy Dink was on a tight timeline so he pulled a Rubbish Hump that enables him to be at the start of the poker game on time.
by Jimmy Dink April 24, 2018
Someone who gags at the end of a blow job when a hot spurt of ejaculate hits the recipients uvula at the back of their throat.
Betty was a real "goer" and loved to deliver oral favours to her male friends although she could be a real googagger if she received a load when sober.
by Jimmy Dink June 2, 2017
The yellow deposit women often ooze into their underwear sometimes with loose pubic hair stuck in the dried fluid.
by Jimmy Dink March 18, 2017
Having to pull ones erect penis out of the lovers rectum to allow the lover to evacuate their vowels.
Had a great session going but Jaylo had to pull me out and run to the laverory and it was a real assus interruptus!
by Jimmy Dink March 7, 2017