JimboWales's definitions

jail pocket

One's butthole, wherein which an individual can get away with smuggling small objects into restrictive places like prison or a concert venue without getting caught.

Josh: Bro, do you have the ganja?

Tim: Yeah, the security was super strict though...they patted me down top-to-bottom. Lucky for us I figured I'd put it in my jail pocket just to be safe.

Josh: Ewwwww dafuq nigga no wonder this weed smells like ass. *proceeds to vomit*

Tim: Fuggit bruh, yolo....blaze it! *proceeds to smoke a bowl of ass weed*

by JimboWales May 13, 2015

nyan cat

An 8-bit cat that has a strawberry pop tart as its body that flies around space shitting out rainbows.

Last night, I witnessed the sheer awesomeness that is nyan cat on YouTube for the first time. Never before has my mind shitted so many bricks before.

by JimboWales June 2, 2011

time wasted

When you're up WAY LATE at night and you suddenly find everything and anything hilarious, as if you were drunk.

So today I woke up sore-throated after laughing so much when staying up until like 4am being all time wasted. I swear that I was so time wasted that even Larry King was hilarious.

by JimboWales August 19, 2010

Michael Hitt

The sophisticated cousin of Mike Hunt.

Richie: Ha ha. I get it. Mike Hunt is "my cunt".
Gary: Now say "Michael Hitt" fast.
Richie: ........damn.

by JimboWales August 20, 2010

Equals Three

Stylized as =3, this popular YouTube web show is hosted by Ray William Johnson, a guy living in NYC that looks like a midget raccoon with guido hair. Ray William Johnson hosts it and analyzes (usually making fun of) three viral web videos, and then concludes the show with a question from a usually random viewer (usually a hot chick), and then a montage of creative responses members of the "forum" (video viewers with YouTube accounts) replied to in response to the question presented in the previous video. So basically, it's like Tosh.0 but not as well-funded. It has grown to become one of YouTube's most subscribed shows, and has also spurred many different jokes. Some of these jokes include squaids, two camels in a tiny car, fake and gay among others. New videos usually pop up every Sunday and Wednesday nights, but sometimes there's exceptions.

Hey forum, welcome to another episode of Equals Three do you guys wanna see this fidgety-ass dog rave?
Man that dog is so crazy, maybe he has squaids?
Or maybe he's doing your mom?
I'm kidding, forum, I really liked the video but it turned out like over 9,000 views in the past six months no wonder it's so funny.....like your mom.

by JimboWales August 17, 2010

dickshot

When a boy/man gets shot in the genital area. It won't kill you, but it'll kill your manhood and your dignity. Simultaneously.

Butters: *dickshot* to some dude.

Cartman: God dammit Butters, don't shoot a person in the dick! Not cool, man. Not cool.

by JimboWales August 19, 2010