Part-time back syndrome

A highly contagious condition that seemingly settles itself upon slack-arse waitress' causing them severe pain when the hoovering is mentioned or when more than three drinks need taking out.

This particular ailment has left the medical world at a loss but i have discovered a cure! As P.T.B.S appears to be caused by general slackness in a working environment i would suggest a dose of 'servalone' to deal with the nagging affliction.
by jimbob September 21, 2003
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bitch make me a sandwich

what u say to a woman when u dont want to put up whith any more of her shit.
sara told me to switch off the football game, but instead i told her to shut the fuck up and make me a sandwich.
by jimbob February 15, 2003
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hed

The word "hed" is commonly confused with "head." "Hed" is a synonym for "blow job."
The 98 year old prostitute next door gave my grandpa hed.
by Jimbob January 16, 2004
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buttsekz

mmmmm that buttsekz was good last night.
by jimbob November 14, 2002
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Ambo

A small Amit Patel Variant used as small attack dogs
Im gonna get my ambo to rip your balls off jimbob
by JimBob December 25, 2003
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Simon Pegg

Also a suggester of urbandictionary.com as the best website in the commentary for Shaun of the Dead. In reference to the line about his mother, "She's like butter", for which they didn't decide on a definition.
Simon Pegg rocks, girls say he's like butter
by Jimbob March 19, 2005
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286

A 16-bit processor from the eighties. Usually ranging from 8-12mhz, and is x86 compliant. (Only compatable with previous models -obviously-)
by JimBob February 24, 2005
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