Jim's definitions

fart

a turd with all the shit scraped off

gassss from your ass

by jim September 15, 2004

caps

n. the caps of psychadelic mushrooms, mushrooms in general

we ate an 1/8 of caps and tripped for hours

by jim June 24, 2003

punk rock

the worst incarnation of rock (if you want to call it that) ever to be created, started by poser fags like blink 182 and avril lavign, not to mention Mtv. it is really just pop lyrics with "emo" music. the intrumentals are horrible, the singers sound like 8 year olds and in their videos they jump around like mad and seem to be having seizures. the bands have no talent and bost of hardcore attitudes when they are just whiney little boys screaming into a mic.

synonyms:
shit
crap
lame
pop
ass batter

"ooh im so cool i listen t good charolate and simple plan! i have blue spiked hair and war a necktie with a T-shirt! im so HARDCORE!"
"shut the fuck up before i kick you in the nads loser. you want hardcore? KoRn, Disturbed, Marilyn Manson. now get out of my face poser peice of shit."

by jim May 7, 2005

Spyware

Spyware is installed without your knowing. It is able to change your homepage, give you massive porno ads, change your WALLPAPER (I know a friend that it happened to) and slow down your computer. Get rid of it using ad-aware. Also see saten, evil, geeks malware and adware

Would you like to subscribe to a free hentai E-Zine?

-Spyware popup

by Jim June 21, 2004

ibanez

Great guitar and bass company. Many current bands use thier line, one most known would be Korn.

As a bassist I suggest the Ibanez GSR 205, that is if your cheap and like good sound. BTB's are the way to go.

by Jim October 12, 2003

Lollerberries

n. According to vinnie, a well known mathematician, lollerberries describes the infinitesimally small distance between our galaxy and the theoretical rift in the space-time continuum that would spell our impending doom.

v. A very small distance between two points that is measured as the width of one half of an atom.

Man, we're only lollerberries away from Jamaica and lots of weed!

The Lollerberries theory was enough to rocket Vinnie to stardom within the scientific community.

by Jim November 18, 2003

shlangshalng

not being a fat ass

jotex

by Jim August 3, 2003