Wahidy

loves haywood school
likes BWFC but hates MUFC even more
loves to piss people off, and very good at it too.
PERSONAL PHRASES:
"yessssssssssss i lyak it"
"are ya insane in the membrane"
"wats up wi ya"
"GHHHUUUNNNNNNNNNNTO"

Irfan:why do u always piss me off for dyu
buzz off it u dik
wahidy: YESSSSSSSSSSSSS I LYAK IT

by jiggaman March 30, 2005

horizantal shit

The worst nightmare of all shit taking scenarios. Whereas a normal shit comes out vertically with easy 'slideage', this shit forces its way out horizontally causing immense pain and anguish. The horizontal shit brings a tear to the eye of the person who feels almost like the shit is raping them from the inside.

As Jake left the bathroom, his red eyed, sweaty appearence was enough for his friends to know the pain he'd been through minutes earlier

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

mufro

The disgusting hair ball of fur, looking like a dead rat on the genital area of either men or women. The huge afro like atrosity can also be refered to as Bob Marley between the legs can be easily solved with scissors or hair clippers. (Often found in Eastern lands)

As Raj pulled off Sanjita's clothes he was greated with sight of a mufro. He immediately complained of a headache

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

snake charmer

A sexual move where a man stands up and a woman kneels in a blow job position. The man is floppy. The woman then wraps her hair in a towell similar to that of a turban, she then proceeds to hum arabic songs whilst the man's penis rises like a snake.

Craig's legs were tired as Susan's snake charmer technique was poor.

by Jiggaman April 15, 2005

Dribble Feet

When a dangerous case of diarrea catches you short without a nearby toilet. Unable to hold in 'the shits' the person must soil themselves. Normally a solid shit would leave them with cement pants however with the runs the stale faeces drips down their legs and socks into their feet, leaving them with scwelching shit feet.

Jamie: Mum...HELP, i had the shits on the way home and now i've got dribble feet.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

Cement pants

When a persons shits themselves due to no availible toilet resources. The sheer mass of shit combined with heat means the shit turns into a cement which not only cements your pants to your arse but the sheer weight means it feels like they are carrying cement.

Helen: Hurry up Bill why are you walking so slow?
Bill: Sorry, i'm carrying a little more weight down below and have a severe case of cement pants.

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005

blind mans wank

Sex game, based on accuracy. The man covers his eyes using his hand or blindfold and attempt to jack off into the mouth of the woman.
3pts are gain for a throat shot, 2pts for a lip shot and 1pt for a face shot.

Warning: Can cause blindness!

Katie, grab the blindfold, i wanna have a blind mans wank

by Jiggaman April 14, 2005