broken typewriter

A girl who misses a period.

"I feel like a broken typewriter. I missed my period."
-- Grease

by jevanyn August 21, 2009

nonstarter

A plan or process that is so hopeless, no one wants to make the effort to start it.

"President Obama’s plan to reduce the size of the deduction has been a nonstarter in Congress."
-- from The Big Money

by jevanyn April 14, 2010

unhear

To forget hearing something, usually disgusting, offensive, disturbing, or just plain fucked up.

Thank you for sharing all the gory details. I can now never unhear any of it.

by jevanyn October 19, 2009

farmer jones

an urge or compulsion to play FarmVille or other game with a farming game mechanic.

Can also refer to someone who is addicted to farming games.

Abel: I need to get into Plants vs. Zombies and water my plants.
Baker: Nice farmer jones you have there.

by jevanyn May 17, 2011

on dead

When your cell phone's battery is dead.

Cell phones step down to a low-power mode automatically, thus "on low". When they turn themselves off, they are now "on dead".

Can you plug in my phone?
Is it on low?
No, it's on dead.

by jevanyn March 23, 2011

mockname

A nickname, but intended to mock the person/place/thing.

Tiger Woods now has the mocknames "Lion Woods" and "Cheetah Woods".

When the Browns moved to Baltimore, Ravens fans started calling Cleveland "C-leave-land".

by jevanyn December 14, 2009

social frog

n. (1980's USA) Someone who bounces from clique to clique.

Unlike a social climber, whose intent is usually to work one's way "up" a social pecking order, a social frog is just trying to have as much fun as possible without getting attached to the cliques they jump into.

Differs from a social butterfly in that the social frog is less likely to be welcome.

I used to think Fred was cool b/c he was partying every Saturday night, until I realized he was just a social frog who didn't have any real friends.

by jevanyn September 01, 2009