Jevanyn's definitions

N2B2T

Short/txt for "not to be too technical". Used either sincerely, as an apology for a long geeky explanation, or sarcastically when an apology is deliberately non-techie.

Able: I lost all my bookmarks when my phone updated itself.
Baker: (long, techie explanation of how to restore the bookmarks file)
Baker: N2B2T
Able: NP I can do that THX

by jevanyn April 14, 2011

keith richards diet plan

when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you

Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.

by jevanyn November 14, 2011

veehee

adj. Abstract, minimalist. From the poet of the same name.

Credit: Robin Grasby via Mocoloco

Ikea furniture: veehee. Louis Catorze, not so much

by jevanyn December 12, 2009

Player 2

Geek speak for "significant other"

My gf and I play Wii together, so I started calling her my Player 2.

by jevanyn February 26, 2011

memetard

Unable to communicate anything other than memes.

Memetard: In Soviet Russia, cheezburger wants you!
Response: Don't be such a memetard.

by jevanyn August 6, 2009

basement farmer

Someone who grows their own weed, usually indoors.

#1: Dudeness, this weed is the bomb.
#2: It's nice to be a basement farmer.
#1: I'm in ur basement smokin ur weed.

by jevanyn January 13, 2010

blubber hugger

Activist/environmentalist, specifically who acts against whale hunting. From "tree hugger", but for whales.

Blubber huggers stop a whale hunt, details at eleven!

by jevanyn March 4, 2011