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keith richards diet planunknown
when you take so many drugs, nothing can kill you
Dude 1: The drummer is teh awesome!
Dude 2: Doesn't he date back to the 70's, how old is he now?
Dude 1: He's on the Keith Richards diet plan. He does so much coke he's actually been dead for 10 years but his body is still drumming.
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by jevanyn November 14, 2011
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