by jett January 17, 2004

the process of freezing your ass OFF because you are against wearing no-ass pants while having an ass.
by Jett February 25, 2004

An award given out by the Norwegian-based Nobel committee. In the dark and oppressive capitalistic society of the 20th century, the prize was one of the most coveted and hard to win of all the Nobel prizes, given only to people who actually, like DID something, such as devoting their lives to the service of others or some other worthless garbage.
In the more enlightened recent age, thankfully, this unfair requirement no longer exists. One merely needs to be able to TALK about doing good things, at length and with great charisma. Whether you actually follow through on your promises is no longer relevant. 2009's prize being awarded to Barack Obama is a huge step in this direction.
At the rate things are going, by 2015 we can expect to see the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to the first player to collect Pacific Avenue, North Carolina Avenue, and Pacific Avenue in the McDonald's Monopoly sweepstakes. This is truly a great time to be alive.
In the more enlightened recent age, thankfully, this unfair requirement no longer exists. One merely needs to be able to TALK about doing good things, at length and with great charisma. Whether you actually follow through on your promises is no longer relevant. 2009's prize being awarded to Barack Obama is a huge step in this direction.
At the rate things are going, by 2015 we can expect to see the Nobel Peace Prize being awarded to the first player to collect Pacific Avenue, North Carolina Avenue, and Pacific Avenue in the McDonald's Monopoly sweepstakes. This is truly a great time to be alive.
by Jett October 15, 2009

by jett June 20, 2004

1. A derogatory term for anyone who reproduces, ever. Generally used by antisocial virgin nerds whose own nurturing instincts are limited to Pokemon. Ironically, most such individuals still live with their parents.
2. A derogatory term for a heterosexual. Generally used by homosexuals.
3. A derogatory term for selfish, irresponsible, or self-absorbed parents. Generally used by anyone who has ever had to listen to a screaming small child that does not belong to them, or anyone who has ever seen octomom's insipid, collagen-filled face on a TV screen or magazine cover.
2. A derogatory term for a heterosexual. Generally used by homosexuals.
3. A derogatory term for selfish, irresponsible, or self-absorbed parents. Generally used by anyone who has ever had to listen to a screaming small child that does not belong to them, or anyone who has ever seen octomom's insipid, collagen-filled face on a TV screen or magazine cover.
Those fucking breeders had better not bring their screaming crotchlings to the Transformers 2 premiere! What do they think this is, a kids' movie?
by Jett June 12, 2009

In modern internet vernacular, a generic all-purpose phrase that roughly equates to "duh," and can be used in a variety of situations to indicate stupidity.
Person #1: That horrible website somethingawful.com stole my intellectual property by taking pictures that I had on MY WEBSITE and manipulating them in offensive ways with Photoshop! I shall send them a legal threat posthaste!
Person #2: (summarizing Person #1's statement for others) HURF-DURF INTERNET LAWSUIT
Person #2: (summarizing Person #1's statement for others) HURF-DURF INTERNET LAWSUIT
by Jett November 14, 2006
