jethro

1.Super-Fly
2.The prophecized one to lead the revolution against the dunlapian forces

That 'stache is JETHRO

by Jethro January 07, 2003

faxis

1. a megalomaniac
2. a small asian child typically kept under ones bed

Ex. 1: Damn that guy has an ego tthe size of Faxis

Ex. 2: My Faxis was crying all night.

by Jethro May 05, 2005

Texas tea

West texas light crude oil, esp. if discovered by a hillbilly named Jed.

Listen to a story about a man named jed a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed then one day he was shooting at some food and up from the ground came a bubbling crude. Oil that is. Black gold. Texas tea.

by Jethro July 06, 2004

feminism

An idea that stood for the equality of women and men once (about 30 years ago)but is now just about kicking men in the balls and treating them with extreme bias and unfairness.

"Dude how's your new job at the gas station?"

"It's great. I sure wish feminism hadn't frightened me away from college though."

by jethro April 15, 2006

marriage

1.) Point at which a male's opinions become utterly worthless.
2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall
3.) Point at which a male must buy hundreds of shoes from italy
4.) Point at which a female stops working due to getting knocked up, thus forcing male further into the pits of hell

"I can't dude, I'm married"

by jethro January 16, 2004

Milhouse

1. Member in the online game community who has disappeared since becoming married to a non-gamer.

2. The act of disappearing suddenly.

1. Man that medic ruled! Whatever happened to Milhouse?

2. The ninja milhoused into the shadows.

by Jethro December 31, 2003

ass sandwich

A sandwich, made of ass and poo. From a Jack Chick parody strip.

This is an ASS SANDWICH. It is made of ASS and POO.

by Jethro December 06, 2003