Jethro's definitions

twack

to be super tweaked

i did 4 geygers and i'm twizzacked

by Jethro May 21, 2003

entitlement

entitlement: something all North American females have a massive sense of.

"If I sleep with a banana, it is empowering, if I sleep with you it is empowering, if I sleep with a woman it is empowering, if I dump you it is empowering, if I am mean to you it is empowering...oh, and if I am nice to you and stay with you it is not empowering."

by jethro April 5, 2005

marriage

In the USA: Legalized slavery for men. Legalized "you can do no wrong" for women.

Marriage gave her all of the power and me all of the responsibility. If I spoke out against this, I was a rapist or a murderer. I guess I am forced to stay married or go to jail and lose my house and kids.

by jethro January 3, 2006

feminism

An idea that stood for the equality of women and men once (about 30 years ago)but is now just about kicking men in the balls and treating them with extreme bias and unfairness.

"Dude how's your new job at the gas station?"

"It's great. I sure wish feminism hadn't frightened me away from college though."

by jethro April 15, 2006

marriage

1.) Point at which a male's opinions become utterly worthless.
2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall
3.) Point at which a male must buy hundreds of shoes from italy
4.) Point at which a female stops working due to getting knocked up, thus forcing male further into the pits of hell

"I can't dude, I'm married"

by jethro January 16, 2004

populatino

population mistyped, or, a massive bustling population of latinos.

Damn dude, the populatino is really skyrocketing...

by Jethro March 25, 2007

pirate smoker

A slang term for a homosexual male. Many groups take offense to it's use, mainly pirates.

Yarr, if ye be a pirate smoker then ye are welcome on our ship, though ye won't be smokin' any of us.

by Jethro December 6, 2003