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Definitions by Jethro

Texas tea 

West texas light crude oil, esp. if discovered by a hillbilly named Jed.
Listen to a story about a man named jed a poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed then one day he was shooting at some food and up from the ground came a bubbling crude. Oil that is. Black gold. Texas tea.
Texas tea by Jethro July 6, 2004
URGENT,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

{MONEY TRANSACTION}

My name is Dr. Barister D,and I work in the International operation department in a Local Bank here in South Africa. On a routine inspection I discovered a dormant domiciliary account with a BAL.
Of 36,000,000 (Thirty Six Million USD) on further discreet investigation, I also discovered that the account holder has long since passed away (dead) leaving no beneficiary to the account.
The bank will approve this money to any foreigner because the former operator of the a/c is a foreigner and from Iraq in particular and I am certainly sure that he is dead, and nobody will come again for the claim of this money A foreigner can only claim this money with legal claims to the account Holder; therefore I need your cooperation in this transaction. I will provide the necessary information needed in order to claim this money, But you will need to open an account where this can be transferred. If interested send your private Telephone No. And Fax number including full details of the account to be used for the Deposit I wish for utmost confidentiality in handling this transaction as my job and the future of my family would be jeopardized if it were breached. I want to assure you
that the transaction is without risk if due process is followed accordingly. Finally, I will give you 25% for
your corporation. I look forward to a favorable response from you through my private e-mail address.
spam by Jethro July 6, 2004
The equivalent of "going over on one's ankle"
Lambchops cruckled whilst wearing glass heels and it was very nasty
cruckle by Jethro April 18, 2004
abbrev: Soccermoms United in Vacuousness
"Our boys are dying in some desert somewhere for these SUV's"
suv by jethro January 16, 2004

marriage 

1.) Point at which a male's opinions become utterly worthless.
2.) Point at which a male must spend weekends at the Mall
3.) Point at which a male must buy hundreds of shoes from italy
4.) Point at which a female stops working due to getting knocked up, thus forcing male further into the pits of hell
marriage by jethro January 16, 2004

Milhouse 

1. Member in the online game community who has disappeared since becoming married to a non-gamer.

2. The act of disappearing suddenly.
1. Man that medic ruled! Whatever happened to Milhouse?

2. The ninja milhoused into the shadows.
Milhouse by Jethro December 31, 2003

Dolphin_X 

Prejudice, narrow-minded person who finds the act of belittling others' hobbies gratifying. Particularly used of those who pick on anime fans.
I can't believe this guy is spreading so much FUD! He's just a damn Dolphin_X.
Dolphin_X by Jethro December 27, 2003