256 definitions by Jesus

RubinCocked

Throwing up after having very few alcoholic beverages.

Josh got RubinCocked last night and threw up all over my floor

by Jesus November 24, 2003

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rump rangers

Gay guys that go around looking for male ass.

your dads a rump ranger

by Jesus June 06, 2003

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runescape

Best Online free game in the world... can be quite addicting in fact you might find urself playing more than u eat or sleep such as a certain someone thats #1 on the high scores list

"hey Todd.. wanna play some football"

"no thanks.. i think i'm going to play runescape all day"

by Jesus March 26, 2005

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rush limbaugh

Can't we all just get along? Do we have to be so hateful?

Rush Limbaugh is one of the many hateful people living in America.

by Jesus November 12, 2003

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russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by Jesus September 09, 2003

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SAHBPS

An acronym standing for Screaming About Hormel Breakfast Pork Steaks

I was trying to drink my tea when some asshat began SAHBPS

by Jesus September 17, 2003

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salty pretzel

a sexual position in which the lady sits on a chair and puts her legs behind her head and gets it anally.

your moms a natural at the salty pretzel

by Jesus June 06, 2003

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