Jesus's definitions

ponrod

large penis, preferrably one which is in some way deformed

my ponrod has an extra nut attached

by jesus April 26, 2003

I'm better than you

Statement indicating that one person is superior by undisclosed means to another. Often used to stop moments of awkward silence.

I play baseball; I'm better than you.

by Jesus August 5, 2003

russ maltese

drunken sailor, russel crowe, to beat off in your pants,

"dude your as wasted as russ maltese"

"HEY, you wana fight!?" (in drunken british voice)

"i just russ maltesed in my pants"

by jesus September 9, 2003

hazlett

likes to kill people and bury little kittens that he killed into shallow graves.

Im going to Hazlett you kitty.

by Jesus June 4, 2003

Stillwater

The name of the band from the Cameron Crowe film "Almost Famous".

Patrick Fugit followed around the band Stillwater for his story in Rolling Stone Magazine.

by Jesus March 9, 2005

zwiehander

A wide bladed sword used for crushing rather than cutting. Something i put through your skull.

Philosipher: The Sword is a mighty weapon... but the mind is mightier
Me: Says you
*crunch as his bones are crushed*

by jesus April 25, 2004

Hairry Nipples

To have hair on your nipples

there is hair around the nipple and you need to shave it

by Jesus November 2, 2004