Jesus's definitions

bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad

alex lawson is a bench monkey

by Jesus January 13, 2004

8th

3.5 grams of bud 20 to 50 dollars depending on quality

I'm so fucking poor i had to buy an 8th of fucking swiggity.

by Jesus July 9, 2004

ass ninja

gay guy who likes anal

by Jesus June 6, 2003

ja-fake-an

a person who thinks they're jamacain, but really are not at all. They always have a really bad accent.

A:Ay, mon, let's git dis partay started!
B:Shut your fucking mouth, u ja-fake-an

by Jesus January 8, 2005

gage

A Flipping Flaming Queer. We made it up at CKJH and it has taken the world by storm.

That's kid's such a gage.
Dude! you just touched me in the gage.

by Jesus May 13, 2005

Dtest

A wanna be gangsta who acts like he dont give a shit from north east england. Thinks he has got props all over the world and yet everyone takes the piss behind his back. wank jimmy cap wigga wanksta

Ayo, its me D'test, ive got stretch marks on my chest and im better than the rest.

by Jesus March 7, 2003

O.p.p.

Other Peoples Property!
as the song goes...

Ya down wit OPP? Yeah you know me.

by Jesus August 11, 2004