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magic pretzel man

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!
by jesus April 2, 2003
mugGet the magic pretzel manmug.

yomofo

Combination of the terms yo, as a greeting, and mofo, in one word. Not necessarily an insult, often used as a greeting to a long term friend similarly to nigga, though it can be a weak insult when applied to a stranger or enemy.
"Yomofo, howz it hangin?"
"Yomofo, get off ma turf!"
by jesus April 9, 2005
mugGet the yomofomug.

Gothic

1)Art of the middle-ages. Dark art.

2)Of, relating to, or having the characteristics of a style of architecture developed in northern France and spreading through western Europe from the middle of the 12th century to the early 16th century that is characterized by the converging of weights and strains at isolated points upon slender vertical piers and counterbalancing buttresses and by pointed arches and vaulting

3)Referal to the middle-ages.

4)Literature style mostly using dark, remote settings.

5)A genre of music steming from punk rock and became popular in the mid 1980's. Korn, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson and Tool are not gothic bands.

6)The language of the Goths.

Note: people cannot be gothic, gothic is not a state of mind, it is not a life style, it is not clothing.
That 1230 A.D. gothic painting has such dark colours.

That church down town has gothic architecture.

Stephen King writes gothic fiction.

No, damn it, slipknot is not a damn gothic band.
by Jesus January 3, 2004
mugGet the Gothicmug.

Dtest

A wanna be gangsta who acts like he dont give a shit from north east england. Thinks he has got props all over the world and yet everyone takes the piss behind his back. wank jimmy cap wigga wanksta
Ayo, its me D'test, ive got stretch marks on my chest and im better than the rest.
by Jesus March 7, 2003
mugGet the Dtestmug.

8th

3.5 grams of bud 20 to 50 dollars depending on quality
I'm so fucking poor i had to buy an 8th of fucking swiggity.
by Jesus July 9, 2004
mugGet the 8thmug.

L zone

Sensitive area, reprodcutive organs, cock, dick, tool, vagde, pussy, vagina, fellatio, vaginae, penis, willy
" well fuck my L zone "
by Jesus April 24, 2003
mugGet the L zonemug.

rump rangers

Gay guys that go around looking for male ass.
by Jesus June 6, 2003
mugGet the rump rangersmug.

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