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jaggot

A name given to a word which is a mixture of two insults to create another (e.g. smacktard). Named so after the creation of the word, this word became a common name for words used in a similair way. See Jagon and faggot
Smacktard is a form of jaggotry.

Steve is a jaggot.
by Jesus April 23, 2004
mugGet the jaggotmug.

bench monkey

someone who's only pourpose for having a fast computer is to sit around and say "HOLY SHIT I CAN GET 250000 in 3dmark 200x" It makes me sad
by Jesus January 13, 2004
mugGet the bench monkeymug.

rump rangers

Gay guys that go around looking for male ass.
by Jesus June 6, 2003
mugGet the rump rangersmug.

Lost In Translation

An incredibly written and directed movie with brilliant acting that, unfortunately, some Philistines can't appreciate.
Lost In Translation is one of the most moving films ever made.
by Jesus March 24, 2004
mugGet the Lost In Translationmug.

Gothic

1)Art of the middle-ages. Dark art.

2)Of, relating to, or having the characteristics of a style of architecture developed in northern France and spreading through western Europe from the middle of the 12th century to the early 16th century that is characterized by the converging of weights and strains at isolated points upon slender vertical piers and counterbalancing buttresses and by pointed arches and vaulting

3)Referal to the middle-ages.

4)Literature style mostly using dark, remote settings.

5)A genre of music steming from punk rock and became popular in the mid 1980's. Korn, Slipknot, Marilyn Manson and Tool are not gothic bands.

6)The language of the Goths.

Note: people cannot be gothic, gothic is not a state of mind, it is not a life style, it is not clothing.
That 1230 A.D. gothic painting has such dark colours.

That church down town has gothic architecture.

Stephen King writes gothic fiction.

No, damn it, slipknot is not a damn gothic band.
by Jesus January 3, 2004
mugGet the Gothicmug.

Butt Rancher

The act of Dustin Petrovits settling in a large, rough peice of man ass.
Dustin Petrovits is a scrotum breathed, sausage smoking, butt ranching, homo-erotic cock jocky. Fuck You spick monkey!
by Jesus August 1, 2004
mugGet the Butt Ranchermug.

magic pretzel man

hey magic pretzel man, ur a jewcock!
by jesus April 2, 2003
mugGet the magic pretzel manmug.

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