JessicaWalters's definitions

delusion squasher

Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.

Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job

by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021

dumbaleck

Someone who talks like a smart aleck, but their life is on a downward trajectory, esp regarding asset accrual, career opportunities, and peer level friends.

Larry moved to California full of ambition amd degrees but ended up in love with the sound of his own voice cracking wise, silly games, pal'd around with lazy dumbalecks until forgot he was there to build a career.

by JessicaWalters April 9, 2021

Desire Monster

Being possessed by the desire to be rich, have a mansion on the beach, be famous, be envied, that drives delusional "hits" project attempts which fail one after another.

Joe lived cheap and was condemnatious of people that worked hard and had nice things, dubbing them "materiakistic," however he worked on one project after the other trying to make it rich because he had a desire monster living in his brain.

by JessicaWalters April 11, 2021

game ego

Someone who identifies more with the character he/she is playing games even when not playing games.

That middle aged guy frothing milk has game ego bad because he's Commander III in The Ultimate Galaxy and that's why he's smiling and looking satisfied with himself, even tho he's making $10 an hour and his 18 year old boss just yelled at him.

by JessicaWalters April 20, 2021

podenvy

Unjustified, srong, opaque emotion state of loss, akin to romantic jealousy, when you find out how much revenue the top 10 podcasts generate, ignoring their fame and unique success factors.

Bruce Springsteen has Obama on his podcast, Rogan has Jordan Peterson and Victor is l morose with podenvy because no one wants to hear him talk about his bird.

by JessicaWalters April 5, 2021

fakefrag

Someone who cons people by pretending they were sold into slavery, some dark story of inadequate parenting, and all they need is that special someone to believe in them, plus, you know, a place to stay, so their potential.can bloom and they become wealthy.

Steve's all emo over there playing damaged goods, telling some poor girl his fakefrag story, because he's been playing Crusader Kings nonstop and got fired for bad work and sleeping on the job so he wants to move into her place rent free.

by JessicaWalters April 3, 2021

lid-hater

Someone who hates lids so much that they rip the lid off of everything and yet ironically have no can themselves.

Alfanso ripped the lid off of education, then the pharmaceutical industry, then the baby boomers and when he started ripping the lid off of the puppy industry I realized it wasn't the cans he hated, but he was just a lid-hater.

by JessicaWalters March 31, 2021