Someone who hates lids so much that they rip the lid off of everything and yet ironically have no can themselves.
Alfanso ripped the lid off of education, then the pharmaceutical industry, then the baby boomers and when he started ripping the lid off of the puppy industry I realized it wasn't the cans he hated, but he was just a lid-hater.
by JessicaWalters March 31, 2021
The close knit family values, typically mom at home, where parents and their children know each other very well, unlike families where parents aren't home much.
We don't yell 'Good night, John Boy," before we go to sleep every night, but we're very close and have Walton values.
by JessicaWalters April 14, 2021
Being possessed by the desire to be rich, have a mansion on the beach, be famous, be envied, that drives delusional "hits" project attempts which fail one after another.
Joe lived cheap and was condemnatious of people that worked hard and had nice things, dubbing them "materiakistic," however he worked on one project after the other trying to make it rich because he had a desire monster living in his brain.
by JessicaWalters April 11, 2021
That middle aged guy frothing milk has game ego bad because he's Commander III in The Ultimate Galaxy and that's why he's smiling and looking satisfied with himself, even tho he's making $10 an hour and his 18 year old boss just yelled at him.
by JessicaWalters April 20, 2021
Losers who encourage weaknesses to prevent actualization of potential in a person with more opportunity.
Tina and Leila were draggers who kept sending video game updates to their friend doing an internship because they were envious of her getting ahead.
by JessicaWalters April 01, 2021
Someone has delusions, of grandeur, of being an artist, of being captain of the universe, etc., then whomever presents reality over and over until the delusion has been eliminated.
Once Oscar realized he wasn't an artist and his video game playing was vastly overrated in his mind, he stopped calling his mother a dream squasher and realized she was a delusion squasher, and that he had to get a real job
by JessicaWalters April 10, 2021
The absolute and bulletproof certainty that comes with delusion, generally triggering rage accompanied by nasty words and actions if challenged with objective facts and logic.
Oh don't mess with her on the subject of her singing future, because while she sounds like a foghorn to us mortals, she's delusha-certain her talent discovery is imminent and that's why she walks around with that cat-shit smile.
by JessicaWalters April 28, 2021