Loser

A person who is extremely cool and happy with themselves, yet looked down upon for being different. Just because someone is a loser doesn't mean they are not cool. The cool part about being a loser is getting to admit you are one.
by Jessi December 30, 2003
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jude

to describe a particularly attractive male of British descent. Derives from the actor 'Jude Law,' but appropriate for any exceptionally handsome English guy.
I was walking through Trafalger Square yesterday when i almost ran into a group of three judes.
by jessi January 26, 2004
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tardmo

a combination of the words retarded and motherfucker being slang for 'tard' and 'mo.' a tardmo is someone who is so stupid that they are similar to someone who is mentally handicapped and a motherfucker.
You actually bought an Oasis CD you tardmo!
by jessi January 26, 2004
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flog

Punishment by caning, or by whipping with the cat o' nine tails. Commonly used by pirates.
Avast! Handsomely now, hand over th' swag, lest ye yearn for a flogging.
by Jessi September 29, 2004
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shwag

by Jessi September 08, 2003
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normal

What is "normal?" It seems as though the weirder you are, the more you fit in...so that means that weird is normal. If weird is normal, then that means that if you are normal you are weird, so in order to be normal you must be weird, which makes you normal all over again. Which is weird. It is a perpetual cycle.
Yeah, she's weird, but that's normal.
by Jessi December 30, 2003
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crippla

better than cronic .. slang for crippler .. the best knock u on ur ass bud there is.
"i got tore up at Matts house smokin da crippla" .. DOUG
by Jessi April 20, 2005
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